March 7, 2014: Introducing David Arlund

Hi!

I'm David, resident Physicist / Shipping Clerk out here in Warehouse 23. My job tends to include such tasks as boxing up all sorts of Munchkins, making "friends" with the shipping software, and ensuring none of the more physics-y things go wrong. So far, so good (well, you haven't seen any unstable anomalies lately, have you? That means it's working!).

I was born a little south of here in San Antonio shortly before my family moved to a little town in the panhandle of Florida, named Niceville. Oh, and the answer is "Yes, people are generally pretty nice there, and no, that's not the first time I've heard that one." From there I went off to the University of Florida where I studied Physics and Astronomy (and still can't win a game of The Stars are Right), and got myself published in *ahem* The International Journal of Quantum Chemistry /*ahem*.

A couple years later, I somehow or . . . [more]

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Katmandu is mutant and the jellybean is vacillating. March 7, 2014: Introducing David Arlund Hi! I'm David, resident Physicist / Shipping Clerk out here in Warehouse 23. My job tends to include such tasks as boxing up all sorts of Munchkins, making "friends" with the shipping software, and ensuring none of the more physics-y things go wrong. So far, so good (well, you haven't seen any unstable anomalies lately, have you? That means it's working!). I was born a little south of here in San Antonio shortly before my family moved to a little town in the panhandle of Florida, named Niceville. Oh, and the answer is "Yes, people are generally pretty nice there, and no, that's not the first time I've heard that one." From there I went off to the University of Florida where I studied Physics and Astronomy (and still can't win a game of *The Stars are Right), and got myself published in ahem* The International Journal of Quantum Chemistry /ahem. A couple years later, I somehow or . . . [more] \| More Previous Illuminators • All SJ Games News • Steve's Appearance Schedule		If The Stars Are Right . . . the Great Old Ones will return to shower you with power. Or eat your face. Maybe both! Find out in The Stars Are Right. Available at Warehouse 23. Asteroid falls apart under solar pressure? http://t.co/Bk3wANzZB5 Or maybe something just ATE it. -SJ 9 hours ago @beardelzebub Sales weren't great and they were expensive to make in small quantities. -AH 16 hours ago More tweets... You are the 771st interstellar sex god here today. (20498833 since August 1, 1995)