Uncle Albert's Auto Stop & Gunnery Shop

Spring 2033

HTMLized by William Reed


Have we got a deal for you!

Ram Plates

Are your crashes not effective enough? Do you find yourself avoiding an easy collision because it's too dangerous?

Then try our fine, hot-off-the-line RAM PLATE, a custom designed bumper that doubles any damage you might create while halving any collision damage you sustain (front end).

Cost and weight are in addition to the front armor on your car, but the Ram Plate is effective until you've totally lost all front armor. Weight is a minimal 50% addition to your front armor weight, while cost is only 1.5 times that of your front armor - cheap at half the price!

(At present, we can only install a Ram Plate on the front of your vehicle, but watch this space for updates!)


Get yourself a Long Distance Radio for those long distance trips!

Now available 40-Channel CB with minimum 25 mile range! ($600, no space, no weight)


Artful Dodger

Do tacky tagtails get you down, picking on your weak back armor? Are your oil slicks just not slick enough to shake a persistent pursuer? Then why not torch that oil while you're at it?

With our special, high-grade mix of inflammable oil (only 35 CPS), the ARTFUL DODGER igniter/sprayer will shake even the closest shadow! It looks and acts like a normal slick until the second phase after you dropped it - then it ignites! It flames (+D3 hazard) and acts as a Smoke Screen until the tenth phase of the fifth complete turn after dropping, and then disappears.

Best of all, it only costs $300 (30 lbs., 2 spaces)

You can burn out your shadow with this handy device - his underbody and tires each take d6-2 damage!

Making a better world for autoduelling

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