Uncle Albert's

Auto Stop & Gunnery Shop


Prepare for those long, cold months of winter ahead with products from Uncle Albert's Auto Stop and Gunnery Shop.

High-Temperature Flamethrower Fuel

On cold winter nights, you need a little something to keep you warm. And nothing can keep you warmer than Pioneer Products' new "Dragon's Breath" brand high-temperature flamethrower fuel, now available through Uncle Albert! Burns 58% hotter than regular flamethrower ammo, to cut through even the thickest ice or armor. Get "Dragon's Breath" today, and watch your troubles melt away!

High-Temperature Flamethrower Fuel (HT ammo) - CPS 4x, WPS 1.5x regular ammo. Does +2 points of damage per die; thus, an FT with HT ammo does 1+2, while and HDFT does 2+4. Burn modifier is raised by 1, while burn durations is reduced to 1. May not be mixed with regular ammo.


Point Defense Grenades

Rush hour traffic can be a duellist's nightmare - especially during the busy shopping days before Christmas. Keep those tailgaters and lane-crowders at a distance with our Point Defense Grenades! Warning: Some damage may occur from use of this item; Uncle Albert takes no responsibility for unwary or hazardous use.

Point Defense Grenade (PDG) - $100, no weight or space. Mounted like a discharger. When fired, does 1 die of damage in a 2" burst radius out from the side on which it is mounted, doing half damage to tires and vehicular components; the firer's side armor is included in the damage, although his tires are not (unless the grenade was bottom-mounted).


Flame Cloud Upgrades

Once again, Uncle Albert hears the duellists' call - and he delivers! By popular demand, Uncle Albert's crack R&D team has perfected bigger, better versions of everyone's favorite dropped weapon, the flame cloud ejector! Just the thing for clearing driveways of ice, snow, or pedestrians, Uncle Albert's Flame Cloud Upgrades are sure to be a hot item this Christmas!

Heavy-Duty Flame Cloud Ejector (HDFCE) - $1,000, 100 lbs., 3 spaces, 2 DP. Ammo CPS 240, WPS 20, holds 10 shots. Creates a flame cloud the same size as a heavy-duty smokescreen. Loaded cost $3,400, loaded weight 300 lbs. Loaded extra magazine costs $2,450 and weighs 215 lbs.

Flame Cloud Gas Streamer (FCGS) - $200, 100 lbs., 2 spaces, 1 DP. Ammo CPS 400, WPS 25. Creates a flame cloud in the same manner as the gas streamer. Loaded cost $800, loaded weight 150 lbs. Loaded extra magazine costs $650 and weighs 65 lbs.


Semi-Trailer Emergency Plate

Wintertime means hazardous roads, and even the best trucker needs to dump that heavy trailer once in a while. But even with a quick-release kingpin, you needed a tow truck to pull your cargo away afterwards. Worry no more with the new Semi-Trailer Emergency Plate! Springs down instantly to keep your trailer on an even keel - and hitching back up is the work of a moment! Available only from Uncle Al, the Trucker's Pal! Warning: Severe accidents may occur when using this item at high speed.

Semi-Trailer Emergency Plate (STEP) - $1,500, 800 lbs., 2 spaces, 8 DP. May be mounted on any type of semi-trailer. When the kingpin of a trailer with this device is detached (whether on purpose or by hazard or gunfire), a large skid plate springs down instantly, holding the trailer off the ground; it retracts automatically when the tractor's fifth wheel re-engages the kingpin. A detached trailer using this device is automatically at HC -6 while moving, using Crash Table 2 when necessary; it may not maneuver, and decelerates by 15 mph at the beginning of every turn. The plate takes no damage from the skid, but takes hazard damage like a truck solid tire, and may be targeted at a -5 (when retracted, treat as drop-spike plate). Reconnecting the tractor to the trailer (assuming the trailer still has a kingpin) takes one minute.



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