Card List

Life Cards: 205
Job Cards: 19

Life Cards


  • Blank (3)
  • Action Figures
  • Allergies
  • Anime
  • Athletic Shoes
  • Back Rub
  • Bad Boss
  • Bar Hopping
  • Barbecue
  • Beckett
  • Beer
  • Beer Goggles
  • Beowulf
  • Bong
  • Book of the SubGenius
  • Brain Fart
  • Break Up
  • Bubble Bath
  • Bubble Blower
  • Bum
  • Burglar
  • Busy Signal
  • Cable Outage
  • Caesar's Gallic Wars
  • Call In Sick
  • Campus Nookie
  • Can't Handle It Guy
  • Canned Spaghetti
  • Car Alarm
  • Cast Party Nookie
  • Catch Some Rays
  • CDs
  • Change in Couch
  • Cheez-in-a-Can
  • Chinese Fire Drill
  • Chinese Food
  • Chips & Salsa
  • Choad Warrior
  • Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
  • Cigar
  • Cloves
  • Clumsy Drunk
  • Comics
  • Computer Games (2)
  • Computer Games *
  • Concert
  • Death of the Party
  • Decorate the Drunk
  • Double Expresso
  • Dromedaries
  • Dude, I'm Broke
  • Dumpster Diving
  • Dying for Dollars
  • Eat That Thing!
  • Elevator Nookie
  • Extra Shift
  • Feliz
  • Find a Couch!
  • Fire Truck
  • Frat Man
  • Frozen Dinner
  • Fruity Drink
  • Gamer Goth †
  • GameStation
  • Gaming Nookie
  • Garbage Truck
  • Get a Life
  • Get Out!
  • Gulliver's Travels
  • Gummy Worms
  • Guy on Couch
  • Hang Out at Café (4)
  • Harold the Hoopty Car
  • Hash Brownies
  • Hitler Science Theatre Y2K
  • Hitler-y Mysteries
  • Hot Sauce
  • House Plant
  • Huge Speakers
  • Hungry Girl
  • Infatuation
  • Insomnia
  • Joint
  • Jonesing
  • Justifiable Homicide
  • Keg on Porch
  • Laundry Day
  • Leftovers
  • Life of the Party
  • Live-In S.O. (2)
  • Lock
  • Lord Yahoo
  • Lost Remote
  • Lottie
  • Macaroni and Cheese
  • Margarita
  • Menthol Cloves †
  • Menthols
  • Microwave
  • Microwave Popcorn
  • Midnight
  • Midnight Movie
  • Mischief and Trouble
  • Mitzi the Demon Hunter
  • Money from Parents
  • Moron with Chainsaw
  • Movie Theater Nookie
  • Mr. Enthusiastic
  • Mr. Gamer
  • Mr. Reliable
  • Mutant Olympics
  • Narcolepsy
  • Net Nookie
  • New Job
  • No Pets!
  • Nookie at Jimmy's
  • Nookie Monster
  • Nookienomicon *
  • Not on the Bed!
  • NT Server Docco
  • Old Guy Upstairs
  • Old Ragnarok
  • On the Origin of Species
  • Outdoor Nookie
  • Party Next Door
  • Party's Over
  • Phone Bill
  • Phone Nookie
  • Piercing
  • Pizza
  • Power Outage Nookie
  • Principia Mathematica
  • Psycho Ex
  • Psycho Kitty
  • Raise (2)
  • Ramen Noodles
  • Recliner
  • Rent a Movie
  • RPGs (3)
  • Scavenger Hunt
  • Sci-Fi Convention
  • Sci-Fi Drinking Game
  • Seasoning
  • Sell Plasma
  • Serendipity
  • She-Who-Cooks
  • Shrooms
  • Sleep (9)
  • Sloths: Nature's Sedatives
  • Snooze Button
  • Snoring Roommate
  • Social Darwinism
  • Some Random Person
  • Stout
  • Student Loans
  • Stupid Card Game
  • Sucks to be You!
  • Summer Movie
  • Surf the Net (4)
  • Survival Camp
  • Talk Show
  • Tattoo
  • Tequila Shots
  • The Animal Bothering Show
  • The Game
  • The Motivator
  • The Shopper
  • The Whiner
  • The Why-Files
  • Toga Party
  • Too Much Bass
  • TranQuil
  • Tuition Due
  • TV Queen
  • Typhoid Mary
  • Übergeek
  • Ultra-Slims
  • Used CDs
  • Visit from Parents
  • What Were We Talking About?
  • White Russian
  • Who Wants to Marry a Rich Weirdo?
  • Wide-Screen TV
  • You're Fired!
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Job Cards


  • Blank (2)
  • Bike Messenger
  • Campus Job
  • Convenience Store Clerk
  • Corporate Drone
  • Drummer
  • Envelope Stuffer
  • Graphic Artist
  • Lord of the Fries
  • Pizza Delivery Driver
  • Professional Research Subject
  • Security Guard
  • Slacker
  • TA
  • Tech Support
  • Temp
  • Waitstaff
  • Web Designer

* from Chez Cthulhu
† from Chez Goth