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May 17, 2008: Illuminated Site of the Week: He Was Never Here, He Did Not Sign Your Book

Illuminated Site of the Week: There has to be a go-to guy for the worldwide conspiracy, someone the regular Joes can talk to without all that initiation and chanting, right? It's probably Trevor Paglen, though that's all you're gettin' out of him or us. He spends a lot of time dissecting renditions, secret operations, and the symbology so favored by special forces. Don't blame us if you disappear for the sake of a potential best-seller.

-- Suggested by DryaUnda

Warehouse 23 News: Books: Now With Extra Book!

Mage: The Awakening - Grimoire of Grimoires. It's a book . . . about books. It's a book book. While that may seem needlessly complex, we're certain it makes perfect sense to the learned spell-slinging types. Besides, if there's one thing mages like, it's an air of mystery.

May 16, 2008: We Were Offline. We're Back!

The storms that shook Austin Wednesday night dumped hail on cars, uprooted trees, and dropped broken power lines onto the fiber optics that link our part of Austin to the rest of the world. Fzzzzzzt. We came back up a bit before 10pm Thursday, but it was an immensely frustrating day.

Today (Friday) is a game day in the office, celebrating Munchkin Quest going to press. We'll all try to at least scan our mail for emergencies, but it's possible that it could take us until Monday to reply to mail that you sent Wednesday evening. But we're still here and we'll get back to you soon.

Randy will be at Rogue's Gallery Comics and Games in Round Rock this evening at 8pm. What's he going to be doing? If you guessed "something Munchkin-ish," you're right -- Munchkin Booty, to be exact. Come on down and get a look at the rules and cards before they even go to the printer.

If you can't make it tonight, he'll be doing an encore tomorrow, at Great Hall Games, as part of their usual Afternoon Boardgame event. Stop by either store, or both, and get a taste of pirate flavored Munchkin.

UltraCorps players: all game ticks were suspended, so we hope nobody missed any turns. The Thursday night "Short & Sweet" tick was canceled. Regular hostilities will resume Friday.
-- Paul Chapman, with additional reporting by Steve Jackson and Jimmie Bragdon

Warehouse 23 News: Oh, Did That Contract Have Fine Print?

Go into the jungle, guard some outpost for a couple weeks, collect a paycheck. Easy, right? Right. Gamemastery: River Into Darkness certainly doesn't feature a tribe of indigenous jungle-dwellers who are violently opposed to outsiders interloping upon their turf. No, sir. Totally a milk run.

May 15, 2008: Nature In Her Scary Glory

I didn't know that volcanoes came with lightning. Now I do. Here's a great image of the Chaitén eruption in Chile.

And here's a whole series, smaller but still amazing. The dramatic images are the first dozen or so . . . when you hit the people standing around the airplane, you're through with the really good stuff. Though the daylight smoke plume in some of the later ones is also impressive.

I believe this qualifies as a glory of Nature best observed at a distance and from within a speedy and reliable vehicle.
-- Steve Jackson

Warehouse 23 News: Dramatic!

An old woman. A terrible secret. A world in the balance. An adventure of a lifetime. Squirrels. Pie. Squirrel Attack!: The Pie Incident. This summer, your gaming table will go nuts.

May 14, 2008: Doodle 4 Google

We really like Google around here, and love the logo changes they do on special occasions. (We even copied the trick, for Warehouse 23's logo on the holidays!)

Google has opened their changing logo trick up to a contest for students, called Doodle 4 Google. Prizes include scholarships and laptops, as well as grants to the student's school for improvements to the computer lab.

The entry deadline was last month, but from now until the 18th, the public can vote on their favorites from the Regional finalists.
-- Paul Chapman

Warehouse 23 News: Ogre Miniatures Increase In Value!

Or, at least, that's one way to look at it. The cost of metal, the cost of oil, the cost of . . . of, well, darn near everything has started to take its toll on the Ogre Miniatures line. Starting June 2nd, individual Ogre minis will jump in price slightly. The boxed sets will remain at their current prices, but if you have been thinking about getting a shiny new Banshee Missile Tank, now's the time to act.

May 13, 2008: Why Iron Man Is So Good

The director is a roleplayer. Coincidence? I think not.
-- Steve Jackson

Warehouse 23 News: Try, Try, Try To Understand

It's magic, man. Legend of the Five Rings: Prayers and Treasures speaks of shugenja and all the neato stuff they can do. It also goes into the religion of Rokugan and lists some cool magic-infused thingamabobs, but the mojo is the real attraction. Something about blowing up your enemies' heads has a certain . . . allure, don't you think?

May 12, 2008: Spaceships 2: Ready For Launch!

GURPS Spaceships 2: Traders, Liners, and Transports is now available from e23.

Building from the simple design system found in Spaceships 1, David Pulver has created nearly three dozen sample ships to fill the role of "moving stuff." From tramp freighters and heavy lift boosters, from passenger liners to yachts, this release has ships you need for any interstellar merchant campaign.

Spaceships 2 also covers the financial aspects of finding a ship, booking cargo and passengers, and making a profit. From operating expenses to speculative trade, this PDF details everything you need to know, including how to fudge it all!
-- Paul Chapman

Warehouse 23 News: Let's Start At The Start

No, let's start before even that. Let's roll back the clock to a time when people like to throw around words like "golden age." Exalted: Dreams of the First Age aims the Wayback Machine at a time when Creation was lousy with Solar Exalted, a time when all the neat Exalted toys were made, a time that . . . well, honestly, that we hadn't heard much about. Until now. Cool, huh?

May 11, 2008: Public Service Announcement

Rickrolled

To post a link with a on-topic subject which actually directs the viewer to a video for Rick Astley's debut single, "Never Gonna Give You Up".

Now you know . . . and have that song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. Hey, if I'm going to be humming it, then I might as well share the pain*, right?

* Pain is not actual pain, nor is said pain caused by the song itself, which isn't all that bad. It's the inability to drive the tune from your consciousness that's maddening.
-- Paul Chapman

Warehouse 23 News: Traveller's Back

No, not GURPS Traveller. No, not MegaTraveller. Or TNE, or T20, or T4, or Interstellar Wars, or any other flavor of everyone's favorite game of tromping about the stars. We're talking about plain ol' Traveller, as written in the Traveller Core Rulebook. Yup. Welcome back.


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