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March 31, 2008: The Truth About The Death Star
Another conspiracy exposed! The Empire has tried to hoodwink us with its farfetched explanation of the destruction of the magnificent Death Star, but patriotic citizens will not be fooled, and have gathered indisputable proof that it was an inside job. Why is this being hidden from us? Speak out against the cover-up!
Warehouse 23 News: Not Actually Cursed
If we'd really cursed the thing, selling the Munchkin Cthulhu Cursed Demo would be, in a word, difficult. Sure, people buy Evil Monkey Paws all the time and sure, a mogwai or two has swapped hands. In general, though, people get about as close to cursed things as the Wicked Witch of the West gets to the Great Lakes. So worry not about plagues of locusts or anything like that. It's just a silly name.
We promise.
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