November 23, 2009: I'm a Magic Man
And you can be, too, if you buy Pyramid #3/13: Thaumatology! No, seriously! This book will teach you about magic. Dude, just trust me.
All those fears people had in the 80s about roleplaying games being gateways to dark eldritch secrets? Well, it's true this time. I read the latest issue of Pyramid, and now I wield powers both awesome and terrible! Behold, as I make you my thrall and compel you to purchase our PDF!
Wait for it . . . Any second now . . .
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