From: Nana Yaw Ofori (nofori@pop3.utoledo.edu)
}From: Adam Canning (Dahak@compuserve.com)
>>I'm beginning to suspect Legion of being the Demon Prince of Borg, which raises some questions about Archangel Beth.
Funny you should mention that...I'd been working on this for quite some time, but forgot about it when I had trouble thinking up quotes for various Superiors...Anyway, it's based on those "I am X of Borg" jokes I'd seen on one of the Star Trek newsgroups a couple years ago.
I am Blandine of Borg. You will be Assimilated while you sleep. Insomnia is futile.
I am Christopher of Borg. Play nice and be Assimilated. (DB)
I am David of Borg. Assimilation may not be in you best interests, but it will make you stronger.
I am Dominic of Borg. Not wanting to be Assimilated is Heresy.
I am Eli of Borg. If you want to be assimilated, cool.
I am Gabriel of Borg. You will burn, burn, burn! Oh, and you'll be assimilated.
I am Janus of Borg. If you have not been assimilated, you will be. If you have been assimilated, you will be un-assimilated. Hurry up, I've got places to be.
I am Jean of Borg. You are not yet ready for Assimilation.
I am Jordi of Borg. Civilization is futile.
I am Laurence of Borg. You have already been Assimilated. Keep up the Good Fight. (DB)
I am Marc of Borg. If you will consent to Assimilation, you will be handsomely compensated.
I am Michael of Borg. Do you wish to be Assimilated? No? *WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM* How about now?
I am Novalis of Borg. Assimilation is _so_ uncool. Why don't we go out dancing instead? (DB)
I am Uriel of Borg. Only the righteous will be assimilated. (RG)
I am Yves of Borg. Assimilation is your Destiny. Fate is futile.
I am Andrealphus of Borg. Try Assimilation. It's fun. Nobody has to know.
I am Beleth of Borg. I suppose we could assimilate you, but that wouldn't be as much fun....
I am Belial of Borg. ASSIMILATE THIS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! FIRE, FIRE, BURN, YEAH BABY!! (RG)
I am Baal of Borg. If you survive, you may be worthy of Assimilation.
I am Fluerty of Borg. Smoke this and be Assimilated. (DB)
I am Furfur of Borg. I Assimilated my soul for Rock
and Roll. (DB)
or
Hey, man, you're f***in' ASSIMILATED! HUH? HUH? WHADDYA
THINK OF THAT, HOSER? OH, YEAH? YEAH! YEAH? COME A LITTLE CLOSER AND TALK
THAT 'IRRELEVANT' TRASH AT ME, I'LL ASSIMILATE YOU ALL OVER THE STREET! (RG)
I am Haagenti of Borg. You will be Assimilated with some fava beans and a nice chilianti.
I am Kobol of Borg. Dignity is irrelevant. You have already been assimilated. Feel silly now, don't you? (RG)
I am Kronos of Borg. Destiny is irrelevant. Aspirations are futile. You are fated to be assimilated. (RG)
I am Lilith of Borg. No, I won't Assimilate you. Let's just say you Owe me one.
I am Saminga of Borg. Life is Futile. Assimilation? What's that?
I am Valefor of Borg. We have decided not to Assimilate you after all. What? No, you must be mistaken. We had that stereo when we came in.
I am Vapula of Borg. I'm pretty sure we can Assimilate you. We have almost a 75% survival rate. Just sign this release form and we can get started.
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