Movie: Dominican Tank Police

by GR "Maya" Cogman

This is, of course, all in anime, and all appropriately subtitled.

Narrator: Somewhere out there in the Eternal City, there's a bomb...

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Shot of Large Vapulan Ticking Device, gleaming and glowing in an unpleasant manner, somewhere behind a dark partition.
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Narrator: ... and Heaven's running out of time.

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Novalis, looking out over the party in the Glade, with impossibly big anime eyes, "Last orders!"
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Narrator: There's only one squad who can hope to save Heaven...

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View of the Eternal City. There is a loud crash, and one of the Spires of Judgement slowly begins to tilt, before collapsing to the ground.
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Leoniel, red-haired Ofanite in a crisp black uniform, calls to the cute straw-haired Mercurian in her tank, "I said incendiary, not straight ammo!"
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Narrator: ... if there's any of it left when they've finished.

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The Archangel Beth, tearing her hair as papers flutter round her from the wind of the passing tank that has left neatly matching holes in either wall of the Archives.
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Narrator: They love their City...

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Elohite with spectacles, driving past heavenly scenery in tank at high speed. In tones of horror, "We just drove through the Halls of Invention!"

Leoniel, bouncing in her tank, "And weren't they _wonderful_!"
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Narrator: ... their tanks ...

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Cherub with Big Moustache and bulging muscles, embracing tank and weeping, "No! No! I won't let them hurt you! I'll tear them limb from limb with my bare hands!"
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Narrator: ... their fellow angels ...

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Leoniel swivels cannon to point at big axe-carrying Seraph. "Say hyena again. Make my day."
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Narrator: ... and, of course, the Law.

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Cherub with Moustache, staring at _Big Gleaming Sword_ propped against wall, "You gave _who_ a parking ticket?"
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Narrator: They're out to save Heaven from the Forces of Darkness...

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Balseraph coils upwards, spreading wings, to cast big shadow over Leoniel in her tank below.
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Narrator: ... and anybody in their way is going to regret it.

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Two cat-eared and scantily-clad Lilim brandish large and exotic rifles at a pursuing squad of Malakim, then proceed to riddle them with gunfire.
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The timer on the bomb moves closer to zero.
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<SCENE>
Lightning and thunder tear across the skies of Heaven.
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<SCENE>
Laurence confronts a black-uniformed Dominic, slamming his fist on the table. "I want their badges! I want them stopped! I want them disbanded!"
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Leoniel, eyeing her new tank, "Just show me which bit the accelerator is."
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Narrator: Because they're the Law.

IN NOMINE : DOMINICAN TANK POLICE

Voiceover: "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition."

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