Uhm, whmmf wha... oh, it's you.
("I got a great idea for ya...")
Gee, thank you so much. Your last great idea was to recast Final Fantasy III with Ranma 1/2.
("You'll like this one. It's short.")
Oh, is it. Whoopee.
("It's an In Anime trailer.")
You're out of your non-corporeal little mind.
("Hear me out.")
No. Let me sleep.
(".... it's Tenchi...")
... okay, I'm listening.
VOICEOVER (GRANDPA): There's a demon trapped in that cave.
VOICEOVER (GRANDPA): Eight hundred years ago, it caused great pain and destruction, until your ancestor imprisoned it and its servant.
VOICEOVER: If that demon is ever released....
VOICEOVER: ... who knows what chaos might result?
DEMONESS: My name's Ryoko.
AEKA: Hmmm. This seems to have the opposite effect on you. I believe the word is... masochist?
RYOUKO: Actually I'm more of a sadist.
AEKA: Oh, pardon me, I- HEY! Do I look like a servant of Andrealphus to you?>
VOICEOVER: Her old vessel died, so she laid an egg.
SASAMI: You like carrots?
RYOKO: Hey, you aren't goin' bright on me, are ya?
MIHOSHI: I'm looking for the Renegade demon Ryoko on behalf of the Game. Have you seen her?
Baron KAGATO: You'll be quite the loyal servant again... once Baal has reprogrammed you...
VOICEOVER (GRANDPA): You are one of a dying race, Tenchi, one of the last of the Grigori. Within you is the power to save your friends... and our world...
* * * * * *
... um... I think this was really lame.
("I like it!")
("Well... here, let's write up Washuu as an IN character, that might cheer you up.")
NOTE: This writeup describes Washuu for the OVA continuity of TenchiMuyo!.
CORP FORCES - 4 (STR 4, AGI 12)
ETH FORCES - 6 (INT 12, PRE 12)
CEL FORCES - 5 (WILL 12, PER 8)
Special Rites: Perform an impossible feat using science and only science (+1)
Vessels: Vessel/3 Char +1 (cute adolescent), Vessel/4 Cha + 2 (buxom mature woman)
Attunements: Elohite of Lightning, Seraph of Lightning, Malakite of Lightning
Skills: Dodge/4, Chemistry/6, Computer/6, Electronics/6, Engineering/6, Escape/3, Knowledge (Physics)/6, Medicine/6, Seduction/1
* * * * *
You know, there isn't exactly a Discord for 'Mentally Deranged.'
("You'll find something.")
* * * * *
Discord: Lustful/1, Obsessed/6 (Science!)*
* Jean has intervened on Washuu's behalf at least once for her massive Discord for her loyalty to Heaven and her extreme skill in fulfilling Jean's mission.a Dominic is suspicious of what looks like a 'good Habbalite,' but has not (yet) taken action. Of course, she's spent the past 75 years as a prisoner of a Baron of the War, so the case has been of minor importance...
Why the Discord? Well, Washuu hasn't been totally objective in a looooooong time.... she can be objective for scientific purposes, but when it comes to the applications of that science, she gets -very- subjective.
Ryouko - Renegade Djinn of the War
Ryo-Ohki - Renegade Familiar (parent Renegade Familiar of Technology)
Aeka - Malakite of War
Sasami - Mercurian of War (with Malakite of War attunement)
Mihoshi - Lilim of the Game (note: Perception = 2)
Yosho - Grigori
Kagato - Habbalah Baron of the War
Washuu - Elohite Master of Lightning
Tsunami - Mercurian Friend of War
Tenchi (pre-ep-6) - 6-force Child of the Grigori
Tenchi (post-ep-6) - 9-force Child of the Grigori
There. Now will you let me do something productive?
("Sure! See ya next time!")
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