Movie: Los Arcangeles

by Jason Corley
corleyj
@
chronic.lpl.arizona.edu>

Actually, this isn't the first RPG setting I've written a trailer for. I did one for our local LARP...(you can read it at ftp://chronic.lpl.arizona.edu/pub/larp/shared.universe/Tucson/history/trailer.txt)

...and I did one for a Star Wars game (you can read it at ftp://chronic.lpl.arizona.edu/pub/rebels/trailer.txt).

[UP MUSIC: Piano playing the opening notes of 'Hungarian Rhapsody #5', very softly.]

[BLACK SCREEN]

VOICEOVER [James Earl Jones]: Men In Black?

[SEVERAL QUICK JUMP CUTS BETWEEN:

* Hagith flinging his Wing-ed body out of a heavenly tower before it explodes.

* Farris holding a gun on a leathery-winged demon who has obviously been beaten to a pulp.

* Screeching subway train with sparks flying off the sides as it grinds to a halt at a red-lit station.]

VOICEOVER: Wimps.

[A white line moves slowly across the screen.]

VOICEOVER: James Bond?

[SEVERAL QUICK JUMP CUTS BETWEEN:

* Flaef relaxing on a couch with several oversexed underdressed women. He presses the button on the remote control.

* Hagith blowing a smoke ring with a thick cigar.

* Policemen breaking down the door to a clearly empty, white-walled apartment.]

VOICEOVER: A loser.

[The white line starts to tilt slightly resolving itself into the logo of the movie. Something catchy like the one for "The Saint".]

VOICEOVER: Jackie Chan?

[STOP MUSIC.]

[CUT TO: The four angels, dressed like the Blues Brothers pausing as they walk through a door.]

HAGITH (addressing the screen): Let's not go -too- far.

[UP MUSIC. FULL ORCHAESTRA. JUMP CUT between various other scenes of the movie, far too quick to catch.]

[At an appropriate spot in the music, JUMP CUT to logo.]

VOICEOVER: Los Arcangeles. Coming soon to a theater near you. Rated R.

[JUMP CUT TO BLACK, with one more orchaestra hit.]

**Flaming Feather**

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