From owner-in_nomine-digest@lists.io.com Fri Mar 12 08:49:23 1999 Return-Path: Received: from lists.io.com (majordom@lists.io.com [199.170.88.15]) by pyramid.sjgames.com (8.8.7/8.8.7) with ESMTP id IAA02307 for ; Fri, 12 Mar 1999 08:49:22 -0600 Received: (from majordom@localhost) by lists.io.com (8.9.3/8.9.1a) id IAA19796 for in_nomine-digest-outgoing; Fri, 12 Mar 1999 08:34:13 -0600 Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 08:34:13 -0600 Message-Id: <199903121434.IAA19796@lists.io.com> From: owner-in_nomine-digest@lists.io.com (in_nomine-digest) To: in_nomine-digest@lists.io.com Subject: in_nomine-digest V1 #1148 Reply-To: in_nomine-l@lists.io.com Sender: owner-in_nomine-digest@lists.io.com Errors-To: owner-in_nomine-digest@lists.io.com Precedence: bulk in_nomine-digest Friday, March 12 1999 Volume 01 : Number 1148 In this digest: Re: IN> Dark Humor Re: IN> Dark Humor IN> The Devil Went Down to Georgia Re: IN> The Devil Went Down to Georgia Re: IN> The Devil Went Down to Georgia Re: IN> Dark Humor Re: IN> The Devil Went Down to Georgia Re: IN> Lilim and Geases... Re: IN> Lilim and Geases... IN> Strengthen your marriage or relationship Re: IN> Re: KK IN> ADV: DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY Re: IN> Dark Humor ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 11 Mar 1999 21:58:47 -0500 From: Whistling in the Dark Subject: Re: IN> Dark Humor At 6:05 PM -0500 3/11/99, David Edelstein wrote: >>>>Man, that's not at *all* how I play Kobal. Kobal to me is the one who >takes the time to install the upside-down font on your computer, then set >it so when you boot your system up, all your menus and desktop items have >upside down names. Kobal is the one who suggested "The Committee to >Re-Elect the President" to Nixon's staff, so that his campaign was run by >CREEP. Dave Berry and Dilbert further his word, and we all love it. There >are a lot of *good* things* about his Word and what it does, but it also >hurts people, subjects them to ridicule, makes them look stupid and >undermines their faith in themselves.<<< > >Ah, you play the "nice" version of Kobal, Kobal the Punster. But going >around tittering at satire isn't really Dark Humor. You said it yourself -- >if you include Dave Berry and Dilbert and essentially harmless practical >jokes, there are a lot of *good* things about his Word...and Kobal is a >Prince of Hell. There should be NOTHING *good* about his Word. > >-David Mm -- I can see the point, and can accept that argument as being valid for a given game. At the same time, Lilith's Word is Freedom, and is quite explicitly incorporating the Good as well as Evil of Freedom. While Kobal's word is always Selfish, it seems to me it can do some good too. (None of which changes my Campaign mind, as Kobal to me highlights the ambigious 'hey wait, just which side *is* the good side' element of IN others have mentioned in the Nicole is Angelic/heading for a fall debate. "You are all evil! There is nothing--" "Ahem -- Dilbert? S'ours." " Damn." "You got it, punky.") - -- Eric Alfred Burns |"It was then I felt my heart break like a sabre@annotations.com | fragile Scooby Snack upon the harsh teeth of http://www.annotations.com | Reality -- and it's been broken ever since." http://www.roundrobin.org | --Johnny Bravo ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Mar 1999 22:01:14 -0500 From: Whistling in the Dark Subject: Re: IN> Dark Humor At 8:01 PM -0500 3/11/99, EDG wrote: >> Ramesh aka Angel of Fiddling, Seraph of Wind > >Hee hee! We got Ramesh back! > >-EDG > Oh sure, if you *believe* him.... (Chalk up another successful Resonance use, Ramesh...) - -- Eric Alfred Burns |"It was then I felt my heart break like a sabre@annotations.com | fragile Scooby Snack upon the harsh teeth of http://www.annotations.com | Reality -- and it's been broken ever since." http://www.roundrobin.org | --Johnny Bravo ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Mar 1999 23:09:54 -0500 From: David Edelstein Subject: IN> The Devil Went Down to Georgia >>>Johnny a Soldier of God? I think not. He was a prideful little snot who risked his soul for a stupid golden fiddle.<<< Nothing prevents Soldiers from being prideful. (They'd just better not overreach themselves, and they'd better stay on the right side of Heaven.) >>>This reminds me . . . long ago, John Karakash proposed a balance for human characters, by which each human could have *one* skill (his "gift" from God, tied to his Destiny and Fate) bought up to a value of +9 (or higher?), thus allowing every human to compete with the celestials in at least one area. I always thought of Johnny out-fiddling Lucifer as the obvious example. Whatever happened to that notion, JK? Any chance it'll be in the Corp PG?<<< No. - -David ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Mar 1999 23:39:53 -0500 From: Whistling in the Dark Subject: Re: IN> The Devil Went Down to Georgia At 11:09 PM -0500 3/11/99, David Edelstein wrote: >>>>Johnny a Soldier of God? I think not. > >He was a prideful little snot who risked his soul for a stupid golden >fiddle.<<< > >Nothing prevents Soldiers from being prideful. (They'd just better not >overreach themselves, and they'd better stay on the right side of Heaven.) > > One of my 'house' Archangels is the Archangel of Pride, actually. He's the third Angel of Pride, the first two having Fallen but the Word too important to leave just to the Demons. (And the only Angel with a Word that's also one of the Deadly Sins). If folks are interested I'll throw the writeup up. - -- Eric Alfred Burns |"It was then I felt my heart break like a sabre@annotations.com | fragile Scooby Snack upon the harsh teeth of http://www.annotations.com | Reality -- and it's been broken ever since." http://www.roundrobin.org | --Johnny Bravo ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Mar 1999 22:52:09 -0600 From: "Mason Kramer" Subject: Re: IN> The Devil Went Down to Georgia - -----Original Message----- From: Whistling in the Dark To: in_nomine-l@lists.io.com Date: Thursday, March 11, 1999 10:43 PM Subject: Re: IN> The Devil Went Down to Georgia >One of my 'house' Archangels is the Archangel of Pride, actually. He's the >third Angel of Pride, the first two having Fallen but the Word too >important to leave just to the Demons. (And the only Angel with a Word >that's also one of the Deadly Sins). If folks are interested I'll throw >the writeup up. Hey, I'd like to see that sometime. Been waiting for weeks, even. ;-) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Mar 1999 10:20:37 -0500 From: Ben Aldred Subject: Re: IN> Dark Humor At 06:05 PM 3/11/99 -0500, you wrote: >>>>Man, that's not at *all* how I play Kobal. Kobal to me is the one who >takes the time to install the upside-down font on your computer, then set >it so when you boot your system up, all your menus and desktop items have >upside down names. Kobal is the one who suggested "The >>Ah, you play the "nice" version of Kobal, Kobal the Punster. But going >around tittering at satire isn't really Dark Humor. You said it yourself -- >if you include Dave Berry and Dilbert and essentially harmless practical >jokes, there are a lot of *good* things about his Word...and Kobal is a >Prince of Hell. There should be NOTHING *good* about his Word. > I would include dilbert under Dark Humor because it makes you laugh at things that you feel guilty about later. As Mel Brooks (who I consider a major servitor of Dark Humor) said Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when a complete stranger falls down an open manhole and die. On a seperate note I whink there should be a worded Demon of Haagent, the demon of Good Humour. (feel free to slap me for the pun) Ben, Cherub of Destiny Angel of Good Sex ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 02:08:01 -0500 From: Whistling in the Dark Subject: Re: IN> The Devil Went Down to Georgia At 11:52 PM -0500 3/11/99, Mason Kramer wrote: > >>One of my 'house' Archangels is the Archangel of Pride, actually. He's the >>third Angel of Pride, the first two having Fallen but the Word too >>important to leave just to the Demons. (And the only Angel with a Word >>that's also one of the Deadly Sins). If folks are interested I'll throw >>the writeup up. > > >Hey, I'd like to see that sometime. Been waiting for weeks, even. ;-) Oh, like you can talk, Mister Man. Seems to me there's a Superior Writeup *I* haven't seen either.... (Which is, I'm sure, fascinating to everyone else on the list. Hi there, everyone! Got my Elohim pin in the mail today, making me a full bore IN geek!) - -- Eric Alfred Burns |"It was then I felt my heart break like a sabre@annotations.com | fragile Scooby Snack upon the harsh teeth of http://www.annotations.com | Reality -- and it's been broken ever since." http://www.roundrobin.org | --Johnny Bravo ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 02:45:24 EST From: BillionSix@aol.com Subject: Re: IN> Lilim and Geases... In a message dated 3/11/99 3:27:32 PM Central Standard Time, stephenj@linc.ox.ac.uk writes: > Just out of interest - What about Michael? Does it go: > > A) "Why did you retreat?" > "To avoid losing this lovely vessel/6 you gave me." > "You still broke my dissonance condition. Have a slap." > "Ouch" > or > B) "You lost that lovely vessel/6 I gave you. Why?" > "To avoid breaking your dissonance condition." > "You idiot. I can always remove dissonance. Have a slap." > "Ouch" > > To put it another way, how many levels of vessel are equivalent to > removing a point of dissonance, in terms of Archangel-hours of work? > It's hard to say which is more work, but I think the principle counts for something. "I know it costs you more work to make a new Vessel/6 than to remove dissonance, but I couldn't run. It's the principle of the matter." Brian A Rogers ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 10:08:47 +0100 (CET) From: Anders Gabrielsson Subject: Re: IN> Lilim and Geases... On Fri, 12 Mar 1999 BillionSix@aol.com wrote: > In a message dated 3/11/99 3:27:32 PM Central Standard Time, > stephenj@linc.ox.ac.uk writes: > > > Just out of interest - What about Michael? Does it go: > > > > A) "Why did you retreat?" > > "To avoid losing this lovely vessel/6 you gave me." > > "You still broke my dissonance condition. Have a slap." > > "Ouch" > > or > > B) "You lost that lovely vessel/6 I gave you. Why?" > > "To avoid breaking your dissonance condition." > > "You idiot. I can always remove dissonance. Have a slap." > > "Ouch" > > > > To put it another way, how many levels of vessel are equivalent to > > removing a point of dissonance, in terms of Archangel-hours of work? > > > > It's hard to say which is more work, but I think the principle counts for > something. "I know it costs you more work to make a new Vessel/6 than to > remove dissonance, but I couldn't run. It's the principle of the matter." I think so too, in general. I think a Superior would be quite worried about a servitor who prefers taking dissonance to losing a vessel - a vessel is just a material shell, but dissonance is a mark on the soul, and shows that the servitor is willing to sacrifice its Superior's Word for practicalities. Anders Gabrielsson anders@stp.ling.uu.se The contents of this message belong to me and nobody else. So there! We don't get extra credit for how much suffering we endure. The only score worth keeping is how little suffering we inflict and how much we relieve. - Ghost ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 06:38:08 EST From: RXX6550388@aol.com Subject: IN> Strengthen your marriage or relationship - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ - --------------------------- - -Increase your sexual potential - -Strengthen your marriage or relationship - -Increase lust and romance - -Better foreplay - -Exercises anyone can do - -Increase passion and desire - -Be able to have sex more times a day - -Satisfy your partners needs Its time to put futher enjoyment into your life, time is limited so use it to its full pleasure. Order our informational guide to Strengthen your marriage or relationship for our print value of $9.00. We will rush your guide to you within days of receiving your payment. Ordering instructions are below. Order by mail send payment to: K.C. Smith 10 East Louisiana Evansville, IN 47711 Make sure to write your address twice to ensure delivery. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 12:19:31 +0000 From: Kevin Walsh Subject: Re: IN> Re: KK On Thu, Mar 11, 1999 at 11:04:19AM -0500, Whistling in the Dark wrote: > Do you think any President has enjoyed what Saturday Night Live has done to > him? I dunno. Northern Ireland comedians aren't notably friendly toward the paramilitary groups, but that doesn't prevent the likes of David Ervine and Gerry Adams going to their shows. > K.K. does more than *please* Kobal. K.K. does more than further his ends. > K.K. *amuses* Kobal. She came up with something he never thought of, and > she's building it to a blow off like no one's business. I'd say he finds it at least as amusing that someone is prepared to go into Trauma multiple times for a cheap laugh, and begs\thanks him for the favour of facilitating this masochism. As for my opinion of Kobal, I have an example of a specific incident from the Soviet Union which is a great example of Dark Humour at work. The year is 1937. The place is a meeting of the district Communist Party, whose chairman has recently been arrested in the purges. At the end of the meeting, the new chairman calls for an ovation to Comrade Stalin. Everybody stands up and applauds, and keeps applauding because no one is prepared to be the first to stop. There are, after all NKVD members present, and there must have been more than one informer at the meeting anyway. The applause continued for over 10 minutes before the director of the paper factory stopped and sat down, followed almost immediately by everyone else. Shortly thereafter the director was arrested on a different charge. When given his sentence to sign weeks later, he was told "Never be the first to stop applauding." That, to me, is an example of Dark Humour at its purest. The destruction of lives in nonsensically cruel ways, and the creation of despair thereby. Kevin Walsh, Balseraph of Nitpicking, Demon of Off-Topic Trivia. - -- "I have said that the Elohim are perilous. I have not said that they desire hurt to any life, or to the Earth. But in their own tales they are portrayed as the bastion of the last truth, and that truth they preserve in ways which baffle all that behold them." The One Tree, by Stephen Donaldson. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 06:38:59 EST From: Uehlhy@aol.com Subject: IN> ADV: DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY Please notify the sender at sipi@ix.netcom.com if you do not wish to receive any further unsolicited documents from this source. 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Be prompt, professional, and follow the directions accurately. * Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when the orders start coming in because: When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested product/report to comply with the U.S. Postal & Lottery Laws, Title 18,Sections 1302 and 1341 or Title 18, Section 3005 in the U.S. Code, also Code of Federal Regs. vol. 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state that "a product or service must be exchanged for money received." * ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE. * Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the instructions exactly, the results WILL undoubtedly be SUCCESSFUL! * ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED! *******YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINE******* Follow these guidelines to help assure your success: If you don't receive 10 to 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks, continue advertising until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT #2. If you don't, continue advertising until you do. Once you have received 100 or more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash can continue to roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. If you want to generate more income, send another batch of e-mails and start the whole process again! There is no limit to the income you will generate from this business! PLEASE NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a business name, learning how income tax is handled, etc., contact your ocal office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal agency) 1-(800)827-5722 for free help and answers to questions. Also, the Internal Revenue Service offers free help via telephone and free seminars about business tax requirements. Your earnings and results are highly dependent on your activities and advertising. This letter constitutes no guarantees stated or implied. In the event that it is determined that this letter constitutes a guarantee of any kind, that guarantee is now void. Any testimonials or amounts of earnings listed in this letter may be factual or fictitious. If you have any question of the legality of this letter contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices Federal Trade Commission Bureau of Consumer Protection in Washington DC. *******T E S T I M O N I A L S******* This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the rule of not trying to place your name in a different position, it won't work and you'll lose a lot of potential income. I'm living proof that it works. It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money, with little cost to you. If you do choose to participate, follow the program exactly, and you'll be on your way to financial security. Sean McLaughlin, Jackson, MS My name is Frank. My wife, Doris, and I live in Bel-Air, MD. I am a cost accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received the program I grumbled to Doris about receiving "junk mail." I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work. Doris totally ignored my supposed intelligence and jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on her when the thing didn't work... well, the laugh was on me! Within two weeks she had received over 50 responses. Within 45 days she had received over $147,200 in $5 bills! I was shocked! I was sure that I had it all figured and that it wouldn't work. I AM a believer now. I have joined Doris in her "hobby." I did have seven more years until retirement, but I think of the "rat race" and it's not for me. We owe it all to MLM. Frank T., Bel-Air, MD I just want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement to you. Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in. I even checked with the U.S. Post Office to verify that the plan was legal. It definitely is! IT WORKS!!! Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC The main reason for this letter is to convince you that this system is honest, lawful, extremely profitable, and is a way to get a large amount of money in a short time. I was approached several times before I checked this out. I joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received $36,470.00 in the first 14 weeks, with money still coming in. Phillip A. Brown, Esq. Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back. Boy, was I surprised when I found my medium-size post office box crammed with orders! For a while, it got so overloaded that I had to start picking up my mail at the window. I'll make more money this year than any 10 years of my life before. The nice thing about this deal is that it doesn't matter where in the U.S. the people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return. Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed another program...11 months passed then it came...I didn't delete this one!...I made more than $41,000 on the first try!! D. Wilburn, Muncie, IN This is my third time to participate in this plan. We have quit our jobs, and will soon buy a home on the beach and live off the interest on our money. The only way on earth that this plan will work for you is if you do it. For your sake and for your family's sake don't pass up this golden opportunity. Good luck and happy spending! Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM! NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOUR TURN DECISIVE ACTION YIELDS POWERFUL RESULTS ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 13:57:37 -0000 From: "Ramesh Satkurunath" Subject: Re: IN> Dark Humor - -----Original Message----- From: EDG To: in_nomine-l@lists.io.com Date: 12 March 1999 01:05 Subject: Re: IN> Dark Humor >Ramesh Satkurunath wrote: > >> I think good think could some under his Word, but he doesn't try to promote >> them. Same way that there are *good* things about the Word Drugs but >> Fleurity would in no way support those good things. > >Well, but you'll notice that Fleurity is behind not only crack cocaine >but the War on Drugs as well... ;) Yes, but that's because in many ways the war is being fought in ways to promote the cause of Hell. However good things like pharmeuticals are under his Word (although he would try to promote those things in twisted and evil manners). I knida believe that all interpretation of a Word come under a Word bounds domain, but they choose to attune themselves to certain aspects of the Word (because they already have a personality that flavours how they see the World and thus flavours how they approach the Word) and try to bring certain aspects of that Word to the Symphony more than others. I guess part of this belief is based on the Fire-Fire thing esp. the fact that Gabriel tries to emphise the destructive side less now that Beliel is about. >> Ramesh aka Angel of Fiddling, Seraph of Wind > >Hee hee! We got Ramesh back! I always was an angel I just didn't realise it. Ramesh aka Angel of Fiddling, Seraph of The Wind. "In it's purest form truth is not a polite tap on the shouder. It is a howling reproach. What Moses brought down from Mount Sinai were not the Ten Suggestions." - Ted Koppel ------------------------------ End of in_nomine-digest V1 #1148 ******************************** The material here is (C) 1999 Steve Jackson Games, Incorporated. All rights reserved.