You just MIGHT be a SubGenius! You've found the Word of "Bob" just in time . . . the SAUCERS will be landing soon. You should IMMEDIATELY send your $30 to the Church of the SubGenius and PERUSE the important information you will receive.

And you should buy the INWO SubGenius game too, both because it will enSlacken you (and us) and because every time it is played it spreads the word of "Bob" further and ALIGNS THE LUCK PLANE more favorably . . .

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