The Song of Madness

(Additional verses courtesy of Clio Mykland)

Once a creepy cultist waited by a pool of slime,
Under the sway of what you cannot see,
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his ichor boiled:
"You'll play a Munchkin Cthulhu with me!"

Along came a Ruggoth, its spawn, and sev'ral other things,
All armed with weapons that weren't meant to be,
And he killed them and took their treasure and some levels, too –
You'll play a Munchkin Cthulhu with me!

He got a slime-proof poncho, a tentacle, a sweater-vest,
All out of space and time (that's plus three!),
And he sang as he loaded his Official Mythos Tommy Gun,
"You'll play a Munchkin Cthulhu with me!"

Up came a slimy tentacle from in the slime,
Grabbed him by the windpipe all burb'ling with glee,
And it roared as it picked its sharp teeth with the Tommy Gun,
"You'll play a Munchkin Cthulhu with me!"