Praise "Bob"!

You can TELL the true true SubGenius. He GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Barbie-Kens. He performs FAKE HEALINGS whether he needs them or not, and takes blessed SLACK where he finds it. Tomorrow is OBSOLETE, and it's not even here yet! Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the Plastic Dolls who are completely BRAIN-DEAD. In their hopeless normality they drive CLONEmobiles! They tell all the same jokes and DON'T GET them! They will be annihilated by the great stalking Heads on X-Day! They're DOOMED! The VILE Barbie-Kens make idiotic attempts to BALK us. These Plastic Doll pawns WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they CANNOT BE HELPED. Listen to that "Church Air" and you'll see that the divine Emaculation ABSOLUTELY, without question, (SAY IT FOR "BOB"!) awaits the redeemed SubGenius in Dobbstown.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?