Praise "Bob"!

The true SubGenius knows that his foes are the Norms who REQUIRE stereotypes, they NEED buzz-words, they FEAR everything different. All around us the slackless Normals wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY! The Norms may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the miserable slackless Normals worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The Norms are DOOMED! And they are the PROLETERRORISTS, the TIME-servers, the Normals! Remember, a VACUUM always FINDS ITS OWN LEVEL! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the "rantings" of the inspired SubGenius ABSOLUTELY, without question, EVOLVING ever faster and faster is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs! Fight for your RITES! You can TELL the true true SubGenius. He may fear the Anti-"Bob" but still has the "Fightin' Jesus" as his mentor, guide and BUDDY! I TELL YOU, the SubGenius KNOWS that sanity has no power over him, and thus he can't GO crazy because he IS crazy! Praise "Bob," he knows the world OWES him Slack!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?