November 21, 2024: The Most Mysterious Song On The Internet Has Been Found!

Depending on how online you are, this will likely either be old news to you or a completely alien concept. Still, I'm fascinated by it . . .

Anyway, after being unidentified for almost 20 years, the Most Mysterious Song on the Internet has been identified! 404 Media has the info . . . including the song's actual title that will (if you're familiar with the original muddy-sounding tune) make you go, "That's what they were singing?!"

-- Steven Marsh