You're a publisher. You've got a hot book which appeals to *EVERYBODY* that reads it. You hand it to your subordinate, who is secretly an Impudite of the Media, and they send copies to *EVERY* Superior on both sides with a standard 'celebrity endorsement' request letter.
In the morning, you find the following in your "In" box, and your subordinate vanished, transferred to Kobal's service with a Distinction.
It makes your dreams come to life. -- Blandine
Suitable for kids of all ages. -- Christopher
You'll be a better human being for reading this book. -- David
Every word is true. -- Dominic
A totally new concept in writing!!!!! -- Eli
An Inspired work. -- Gabriel
A book that really stirs things up. -- Janus
The only way this book could have been better would be if I'd been consulted as technical advisor. -- Jean
It's wild. -- Jordi
A truly uplifting book. -- Laurence
The next great bestseller! -- Marc
I couldn't put it down... and when I catch the guy with the Krazy Glue tube, your ass is mine. -- Michael
Puts you in touch with your inner harmony. -- Novalis
A guidebook to your greatest potential, if you know where to look. -- Yves
A great book to take to bed with you. -- Andrealphus
A book with some fascinating, and occasionally disturbing, ideas. Worthy of closer investigation. -- Asmodeus
I couldn't put it down... and when I catch you, Kobal, your ass is mine. Stupid Krazy Glue... -- Baal
It'll haunt your dreams... -- Beleth
It'll make you burn for more. -- Belial
It's a trip, man. -- Fleurity
This book will make you MAD. Really mad. If you aren't ready to kill something by the end, well, you didn't read it right. -- Furfur Delicious! -- Haagenti
I laughed. I laughed. It became a part of me. (Especially when I got Krazy Glue on my fingers...this isn't funny) -- Kobal
You should read it again. And again. And again. -- Kronos
You need to read this book. Tell 'em I sent you. You'll just owe me one, okay? -- Lilith
Tell your friends about it! -- Malphas
It's the new paradigm in printed media entertainment! You can't live without this book! -- Nybbas
It's cool. Huh huh, huh huh huh, huh huh huh. -- Saminga
Worth a shoplifting rap- get your hands on it NOW! -- Valefor
It filled my mind with new ideas. This book is sheer potential. A must for any intelligent man's bookshelf. -- Vapula
--- Redneck ("Hi. Your Reliever of Eli went to bed already. I'm her substitute, the Gremlin of Kobal...")
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