January 14, 2001: Wuv... Twoo Wuv...

By Moe Lane ([email protected])

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Servitor Attunement (Dark Humor)

Kobal 'borrowed' this from Andrealphus. Well, actually, he 'borrowed' the last Servitor of Love who remained, slowly took him apart, and reverse-engineered the Attunement. No loss: the bugger was about to Fall anyway.

Those demons with this Attunement may, by spending 8 Essence, cause a human to madly fall in love with the absolutely worst member of the opposite or desired sex possible (who will, at the demon's option, either completely disdain or wholeheartedly encourage the poor schlub's attention. It's all about what's funnier). The human may make a Will Roll to resist: if he or she fails, the effects will last a number of days equal to the Check Digit. All parties affected will try to act in a manner straight out of a bad romance novel, soap opera, romantic swashbuckling film, or whatever cliche comes close to hand ... no matter how badly the cliche clashes with real life.

Kobal has recently unleashed this Attunement again: he brings it out whenever he feels (even more than usual) that the Prince of Fate needs to be seriously annoyed. Kronos does not like the suggestion that farce can bring people to their Fates, despite all evidence to the contrary: demons with this Attunement should realize eventually that they're dead men.

Hey, it's a poor Joke that has only one target...

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