Adventures

• "At the time, allowing the Catholic Church to clean up its lists of saints seemed like a good idea..." - The Loophole by Moe Lane
• "I'm sorry. I keep seeing the words "Conversion of St. Peter" and I think, "Into what? A living artifact?"" - The Conversion of St. Peter by Moe Lane
• "Want to make an angel wince? Ask where St. Jerome is." - Paul(ine) by Moe Lane
• "The Prince of the Media loves Native American mythology. It's such a useful flail with which to beat Westerners with a taste for guilt..." - Bloody Eagle by Moe Lane
• "Almost as jaded as his Prince, he now has a new plan and it's truly sinister indeed." - The Stamps of the Shal-Mari Postal Service by Tafka J.
• "Short version: somebody's stolen the statue of Lincoln - and the chair that he's sitting in - from the Lincoln Memorial, and nobody can figure out why. " - Lincoln Is Missing! by Moe Lane
• "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine." - And I Feel Fine: Introduction by Earl Wajenberg
• "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. All these are the beginning of distress." - And I Feel Fine - Part 1: Beginnings of Distress by Earl Wajenberg
• "At once I was in the Spirit, and there before me was a throne in heaven with someone sitting on it. And the one who sat there had the appearance of jasper and carnelian. A rainbow, resembling an emerald, encircled the throne." - And I Feel Fine - Part 2: High Heaven by Earl Wajenberg
• "And the dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. He had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on his horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. The dragon gave the beast his power and his throne and great authority." - And I Feel Fine - Part 3: The First Horseman by Earl Wajenberg
• "When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword." - And I Feel Fine - Part 4: The Second and Third Horsemen by Earl Wajenberg
• "When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hell was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth." - And I Feel Fine - Part 5: The Fourth Horseman by Earl Wajenberg
• "Then I heard the number of those who were sealed: 144,000 from all the tribes of Israel." - And I Feel Fine - Part 6: The 144,000 by Earl Wajenberg
• "The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. Their hair was like women's hair, and their teeth were like lions' teeth. They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. They had tails and stings like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months. They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in Greek, Apollyon." - And I Feel Fine - Part 7: The Locusts by Earl Wajenberg
• "On this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hell shall not withstand it." - And I Feel Fine - Part 8: The Keys to the Abyss by Earl Wajenberg
• "At that time, the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn. They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other." - And I Feel Fine - Part 9: The Rapture by Earl Wajenberg
• "But woe to the earth and the sea, because the devil has gone down to you! He is filled with fury, because he knows that his time is short." - And I Feel Fine - Part 10: Open War by Earl Wajenberg
• "Then I saw another beast, coming out of the earth. He had two horns like a lamb, but he spoke like a dragon. He exercised all the authority of the first beast on his behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed. ... He ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived. ... He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name." - And I Feel Fine - Part 11: The Mark of the Beast by Earl Wajenberg
• "'And I will give power to my two witnesses, and they will prophesy for 1,260 days, clothed in sackcloth.' ... If anyone tries to harm them, fire comes from their mouths and devours their enemies. This is how anyone who wants to harm them must die." - And I Feel Fine - Part 12: The Two Witnesses by Earl Wajenberg
• "The sixth angel sounded his trumpet, and I heard a voice coming from the horns of the golden altar that is before God. It said to the sixth angel who had the trumpet, "Release the four angels who are bound at the great river Euphrates." And the four angels who had been kept ready for this very hour and day and month and year were released to kill a third of mankind." - And I Feel Fine - Part 13: The Chimera Riders by Earl Wajenberg
• "Then there came flashes of lightning, rumblings, peals of thunder and a severe earthquake. No earthquake like it has ever occurred since man has been on earth, so tremendous was the quake. The great city split into three parts, and the cities of the nations collapsed." - And I Feel Fine - Part 15: Armageddon by Earl Wajenberg
• "I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony for Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his image and had not received his mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years." - And I Feel Fine - Part 16: Millennium by Earl Wajenberg
• "I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony for Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his image and had not received his mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years." - And I Feel Fine - Part 16: Millennium by Earl Wajenberg
• "But this would only be the starting point for a whole new setting. " - And I Feel Fine: Closing Remarks by Earl Wajenberg
• "They'll be completely off the trail. And Netty's got the perfect place to keep them off long enough for the heat to die down. It's just the PCs' good fortune that she has to go there anyway. Nobody'll ever think of looking for them in Hell. And would they quit screaming?! They're supposed to be grown celestials!" - A Week In The Life, Pt. 3 by Eric Hallstrom
• "Before we get started, something should be made very clear: Jean never lets things pile up as badly as Vapula does." - Spring Cleaning by Moe Lane
• "Fair warning, though: running this may not be good for _your_ health..." - Untitled (March 8, 2001) by Moe Lane
• "Andrealphus can be a bit of a pain, sometimes. Sad to say it, but it's true. He also can be very, very tiresome, what with not getting the point, trying to corrupt humanity, and not respecting one's personal space (of course, the Prince of Lust would reply that he respects personal space very much, indeed)." - Water Balloons by Moe Lane
• "Something's rotten in the state of Iceland.
  
  Well, maybe." - Sheila's Day by Rev. Pee Kitty
• "Jean has built a Temporal Displacement Device. Every Servitor of Technology knows it. But, typical repressed Elohite that he is, he has forbidden its use under any circumstances, for some top secret reason with which the Seraphim Council has completely concurred." - Temporal Displacement Device by William J. Keith
• "Vapula is on an old kick of his - trying to figure out new ways to improve humanity. Evolution CAN be taken to the next level, if he can only kick start it a bit... and he's finally figured out just the Song to do it - THIS time, for SURE!" - Humanity v2.0 Beta... Or Maybe Not by Rev. Pee Kitty
• "After the events in The Final Trumpet, many people think Kobal is working on a joke to redeem himself in the eyes of Hell. They're half right." - A Brief And Untitled Adventure Seed by Rev. Pee Kitty
• "You've had a day to think about it. So has Kobal. And turning the great Trump of Fire into a mockery of itself is right up his alley. " - A Not-So-Brief And Unnamed Adventure Seed, Part 2 by
• "There is a boy that is confined to a mental institution and from the looks of things, he may be there for the rest of his life." - Mr. Black by Cameron McCurry
• "Well, there's awkward, and then there's awkward." - What Do You Get For The God Who Has Everything? by Moe Lane
• "Cleaning house is never fun, but sometimes desperately necessary." - Cleaning House by Moe Lane
• "Believe it or not, Saminga is completely aware of this. He felt the Tether beginning to weaken years ago, and has been occasionally checking up on his Seneschal in secret, to see what he's been doing to fix the problem. " - The Bataan Death by Rev. Pee Kitty
• "Still, it does look a bit awkward that someone once known for his loud condemnation of certain policies has apparently disappeared just as the adherents of those policies are finally being fully reintegrated into Heavenly society." - St. Perfectus by Moe Lane
• "Your Soldiers should be carefully cleaned of any residual Celestial influences before use: any more than a hint of Angelic or Diabolical seasoning will wreck the delicate flavor of this dish." - Le Adventure Humanitie Moetic by Moe Lane
• "That, after all, is what this Apocalypse is about: not fire, but ashes." - Gabriel's Own Personal Apocalypse by Julian Mensch
• "The Order of St. Athanasius is exactly as advertised: a minor Episcopalian religious Order with no secret links to the War at all (just like most religious Orders, churches, mosques, synagogues, stone circles or even flat rocks)." - The Order of St. Athanasius by Moe Lane
• "If you study enough of the reports of appearances of the Holy Grail, a pattern starts to emerge -- the use of its Songs is said to be, rather than an imposition of a foreign theme on to the Symphony, an enhancement and reinforcement of the themes already there." - Liriel Grail-Chaser by William J. Keith
• "Seeing as it's dissonant for them to ignore secrets that are harmful to anyone, they tend to worry about ineffability more than the norm. They worry a lot more. After all, if you can't know something, it's effectively a secret, correct?" - Worrying About Ineffability by Moe Lane
• "The Roman goddess Athena was doing her usual housecleaning (well, temple-cleaning) when she came across something that she could swear wasn't there last century. What it was, nobody in Heaven or Hell is quite sure ... but very shortly after she found whatever-it-was, three Tethers to Nightmares exploded quite messily." - Athena's Device by Moe Lane
• "The Demon of Sock Puppets has a problem. The Dot COM pet store for which he was the company mascot has gone bust. After years of TV ads, pet store openings, and interviews on Good Morning America, Ishmakiel is a media meme that has outlived his usefulness." - Sock It To 'Em by Vaughn Romero
• "How does one go about redefining the meaning of a word, even an innocuous one like Spam?" - All Hail Spam! by Anthony Damiani
• "What would happen if Vapula, through complete accident, tore a hole in the spacetime continuum that the PCs fell through?" - Mirror, Mirror by Erich Arendall
• "Trying to kidnap Archangels is really rather hard. It usually fails, painfully, and it's kind of hard to make the act, in itself, serve a demonic Word." - One Of Our Archangels Is Missing by John Dallman
• "Sometimes they win. Sometimes they lose. And sometimes, Judgment guns a few down in anonymous warehouses with submachine guns." - A Question of Legality by Emily Dresner-Thornber
• "Have you ever thought about what kind of temptation the Humanity Attunement would be for Djinn?" - The Love Song of Djinn Asmodeus, Prince by Moe Lane
• "Paul Jeffords - head of the Jeffords Team, part of the Optimisation and Constraint Solving Group (OCS), based in Computer Lab Four of the School of Computer Science and Software Engineering (CSSE) (Monash University: Caulfield Campus in Victoria, Australia) - has gone missing." - Eponymous by Rev. Pee Kitty
• "It's Heaven's worst nightmare. Eli, Archangel of Creation, has finally surfaced, and he's involved in one of Nybbas's biggest projects." - Adventure Seed: Buoyancy by Manny Nepomuceno
• "It's amazing how many Soldiers Uriel had. Not surprising really, given that he was Commander of the Armies of God; but given that Europe only had a population of a few million when he was recalled, you wouldn't think he could have acquired so many." - They're Back... by James Walker
• "In a place where existence and non-existence collide, a man sat on a glowing throne of gold. His long white beard and flowing robes giving him the aura of a cliched deity. " - A New God by Alex Liddell
• "And that's where you come in, Commander. You and your men are to infiltrate the Halls of Progress and liberate that game console." - The Box by Manny Nepomuceno
• "She's partly Snow White, but also Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel, and many other examples of the Damsel in Distress. She's every chaste and virtuous maiden who in unjustly imposed hard times soldiers onward, secure in the knowledge that Right will prevail, Evil will be defeated, and all she needs to do is wait... for her Handsome Prince to carry her of to a perfect life of never-ending happiness." - The Granite Madams Want Snow White's Head by William J. Keith
• "Angels of Stone view drug and alcohol addiction very poorly. They see it as a type of weakness: the kind of weakness that they take grim pleasure in purging. Within the past few years, two angels of David's have taken a very direct approach to this problem." - Recovery Road by Cameron McCurry
• "One of the more twisted ideas to come from the Prince of The War was the idea of making a Human Soldier a spy against the other side against their will." - The Hollowers by Cameron McCurry
• "He began life as the kind of joke Kobal liked the kind that poked fun at a powerful Demon Prince and a powerful Archangel both." - A Matter of Judgment by Manny Nepomuceno
• "Can a resurgent Word resurrect a remnant? Pray it can't..." - Patient Zero by Fallen Seraph
• "So your characters have done everything... They've gone to the Lower Hells, they've been to the Far Marches at least a dozen times, they've explored more places Man Was Not Meant To Know (And Celestials Probably Shouldn't Be There Either) than you can recall." - So You've Done Everything Else by Beth McCoy
• "Both Heaven and Hell have always worried that, someday, some sort of unambiguous evidence would appear that would reveal the War to the mass of humanity. It's just that nobody ever expected that it would be shrink-wrapped - or available in any computer store with any pretensions towards coolness, for that matter." - Demon Hunt by Moe Lane
• "It began in my campaign with the combination of an audacious plan on Vapula's part (using damned souls in a half-hearted attempt to create some form of ambulatory life form for wandering the physical realm), an even more audacious plan on the part of an NPC (Joab, Malakite of Eli, Angel of Creative Mayhem), and the plain old chutzpah of one player's dice, who love rolling sixes." - Adventure Seed: Power For The Taking by David Wood
• "Why is the star so important? GM's call, really." - The Star by Manny Nepomuceno
• "The small New England town of Washbyrne has seen it all. Fires, floods, lightningstrikes, plagues of frogs, plagues of grasshoppers, an air disaster or two, and even threats from some nebulous sea-borne horror from the waters of the nearby Atlantic (and did the Seraphim of Jordi have a time explaining that one away)." - Damned Washbyrne by David Wood
• "It all started with a webcomic." - Songlines by I. Inayat
• "Angels and demons were never meant to involve themselves with humanity so much." - Adventure Seed: Wounded Earth by Sirea Theyal
• "His name -- well, Role-name -- is William "Bill" Broadhurst. He's about six foot four, and at least half that in diameter; it doesn't register on people as much as it could because he's got a thick bone structure as well as being tall." - They fight crime! (Well, not quite.) by Elizabeth McCoy
• ""Ordinary, Kansas" doesn't appear on any map. Nobody ever heard of it. It just seemed to spring up out of nowhere. Its population is indeterminate. Even Heaven and Hell have no records on it." - Anything But Ordinary by David Wood
• "Maybe the police will put the pieces together, while investigating the disappearance of young girls. Possibly a curious journalist will stumble over the story while wondering why three aircraft are hired every year, heading out at the same time to Mt Erebus, Nyiragongo & Mauna Loa. Or possibly Heaven will notice." - Isn't It Amazing What People Will Do For A Word? by James Walker
• "So you've got a Word. That's great." - Word Competition by Phillip DesJardins
• "The big hint that something was going on was that Haagenti started throwing up." - It Started With a Stomach Ache by Joey

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