(Medium shot of demon on stage, walking around in primo Shatneresque
infomercial style. The demon could be the poster-demon for male pattern
baldness, and he's wearing a red striped shirt, black pants and suspenders,
and a black bowler. He begins his spiel like a carny barker on crystal
meth...)
"Ladies and gentlemen, I didn't come here tonight to make you laugh, I came
here to sell you something. Fly-By-Night Enterprises, a subsidiary of
Vaputech Incorporated, has come out with an *amazing* new gadget, yours for
a price so small I'm embarrassed to mention it here on NybbasTV."
"It's not a slicer. It's not a dicer. It *will* do julienne fries... but you
gotta hit that potato *juuuuust* right. It's not a chopper, not a hopper, or
even a red-tailed flopper! Now, DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IN THE HELL IT
IS???"
(Cut away to show screaming audience applauding wildly. Resume original
shot, showing newly lit-up table with trussed-up demonling, and the big
demon holding a gigantic sledgehammer over his head.)
"SLEDGE - O - MATIC!!!!"
While arguments could be made for him being a servitor of Media or of
Technology, I vote for the more obvious choice -- Kobal. His band would be
more difficult, but I'd vote for Impudite; he's got an insight into the
everyday life of people that other demons don't always have. It doesn't
always work; sometimes his routines totally bomb. But when he's on top of
his act... somebody's going to get smashed. (Which could be an argument for
making him a Calabite, actually.)
There. Ready to flee in terror yet?
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EDG <[email protected]>
In Nomine Collection Curator