Apparently, Eli was hungry.
The Great Hero resembles - well, actually, it is - a
three-foot submarine sandwich (ham, cheese, bologna,
onions, lettuce, oil and vinegar, mayonnaise and a
little pepper). Among other things, it's the tastiest
submarine sandwich that you'll ever taste in your
entire life.
The powers of the Great Hero are two. First, it's got
a variation of the Corporeal Song of Succor that will
let you carve off pieces and feed them to people.
Carving off pieces never diminishes the mass (and, in
fact, cannot be done without activating the Song).
The Great Hero never grows stale.
Second, and possibly more importantly, it's a fairly
potent weapon (use the statistics for a Long Sword).
The Fiery Weapon feature takes some getting used to,
but the look on your opponent's face alone is worth
the hassles. No one is precisely sure why Eli needed
a three foot, flaming submarine sandwich that could
punch through steel: very few people are sure whether
they want to know.
Some things are better off as mysteries.
Great Hero
Long Sword/6 (Special
effect: submarine sandwich) 6pt
Relic/2 (Corporeal
Song of Succor variant) 6pt
Fiery Sword/1 (Variant) 3pt
Unbreakable +5pt
Visibility: automatically
Detectable -4pt
Disturbance: 3 points
per use (Constant) -3pt
Vulnerability: celestial
Artifact destroyed if
corporeal artifact destroyed -4pt
Total: 9pt
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