The Silicon Valley Tarot

Marketeer of Cubicles

Marketeer of Cubicles

Her skill with presentation managers is exceeded only by the style-to-substance ratio of the presentation itself. She'’ll make a beautiful pie-chart in full color - about nothing at all. She’'s Occam’'s razor turned inside-out, needlessly multiplying entities. Hyperbole, buzzword-veneered ignorance. Reversed: denial, deer-in-the-headlights.

Copyright 1998, Thomas Scoville. All rights reserved.

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