The Silicon Valley Tarot

Salesman of Hosts

Salesman of Hosts

He’'s incapable of speaking in complete sentences; he’'s addicted to bullet-points. In fact, he actually thinks in bullet points. That’'s what gives his head that bumpy texture. If he uses the phrase "enterprise-wide solution" one more time, slug him. Gloss, abbreviation, shallow understanding. Reversed: absence of guile.

Copyright 1998, Thomas Scoville. All rights reserved.

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