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-- Andrew Hackard, Managing Editor
Warehouse 23 News: Dungeon Crawl With An Anime Feel
Offering multiple levels of mayhem, packed with a plethora of bizarre NPCs and hideous monsters, Big Eyes, Small Mouth: Dungeon puts an anime spin on the traditional dungeon adventure.
What? Landed? Crashed? Wandered away? We don't know. After we hyped the imminent arrival of the European Space Agency's Beagle 2 lander on the surface of Mars, it's only fair to mention that something seems to have gone quite wrong, which is not that unusual in the checkered history of attempted landings on the Red Planet.
CNN.com, as usual has the story. There's still hope, they say . . .
Archipelagos: The War of Shadows is the first in the Trilogy of Shadows campaign adventure series. The land is prepared for all-out battle against whatever depredations the enemy might unleash. Now, if only the enemy would show up!
I've been looking forward to this long holiday for months . . . not because I have any plans to travel, but because sometimes "I get to stay home and work!" can be said with no sarcasm at all. There are a number of projects that really need the kind of attention you can't give them when you also have to keep up with office responsibilities.
So I made a very, very long list, and I've been happily working down it. Well, fairly happily. Starting with Christmas, I had 11 days until going back to work. Unfortunately, when I sorted out all the really massive things I needed to deal with, there were 11. And then there are all the less-massive ones. We call this a "target-rich environment."
But it's not going too badly. I got Thursday's through Sunday's Big Things done. I'm a happy camper.
One of the things on my list for later in the week is to write a memo - to everyone who cares - about how the company did last year and what it'll do this year. Sort of a "stakeholders' report." Stay tuned.
-- Steve Jackson
Warehouse 23 News: Merchandising: Where The Real Money Is Made
Ever wondered about all the wonderful tie-in products for XCrawl? What about advertising, fans, sponsors, and all the rest? Welcome to the world of the Sellout!
I got home Saturday evening and downloaded 580 e-mail messages that had built up since Wednesday. Of these, 50 were not spam.
This would be less remarkable if I had not managed to access my e-mail queue on Thursday, at which time I deleted 300 accumulated spam messages -- meaning that over 94% of the nearly 900 messages I received in the last four days were robo-generated ad crap.
For those of you (very few among our fans, I'm sure) who claim that spam is a legitimate way of doing business, or worse, that it is in some warped way "free speech," I'll just point out that this is not an atypical week, and that everyone at SJ Games spends hours of time every month doing nothing but trashing spam. (We have a filter on our incoming mail; it is not perfect. We hope to improve it soon.) This is not free speech . . . it is wasting SJ Games thousands of dollars every month in staff time alone, as we are forced to sluice our e-mail through a sieve to find the occasional real message glinting in our inbox.
Yes, there are technical solutions that we can implement on our end, but please take a moment early in the new year to contact your appropriate state and national legislators and let them know that we are tired of weak, ineffective non-solutions to the spamdemic. It's time to shut these knaves down.
(Incidentally, if you sent me an e-mail message and I haven't replied to it by the second week of January, you might want to resend it . . . it's possible that it was an innocent victim of the Great Spam Purge.)
-- Andrew Hackard, Managing Editor
Warehouse 23 News: Heroes Unlimited Just Got More Unlimited
The Heroes Unlimited GM's Guide, Century Station, and Gramercy Island expand the Heroes Unlimited universe even further.
With the SJ Games office closed and most folks on holiday vacation, a few of us I.T. drones will be taking advantage of the slow weekend by getting some much-needed work done without disturbing anyone in the office, or vice-versa. In particular, we will be making some upgrades to the SJ Games web server this weekend. We expect to be down for about two hours starting at 11 p.m. Saturday night, but our work will continue throughout the weekend, so if you experience any connection problems, please check back. The outage will affect all of sjgames.com, including the Pyramid and JTAS webzines, as well as Warehouse 23.
Warehouse 23 News: Psychic Horrors or Bloodthirsty Pirates
Mythic Vistas: Mindshadows blends the rich legends of Southeast Asia with furious martial arts action. Or . . . step off the dry land and adventure on the Spanish Main with Skull & Bones.
December 26, 2003: Illuminated Site of the Week: Up Next: What Also Floats In Water?
A question that has plagued civilized man (for 28 years or 1,216, depending on your point of view) has been answered at last: Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow. -- Suggested by Jeff Brawley
Warehouse 23 News: The Penguins Have Had Enough
"We hereby declare this land a dreadfully dull place, and demand from our Emperor: a party." Can the Emperor's court jesters provide enough entertainment to satisfy The Penguin Ultimatum?
Engineers have developed a harness for a handgun that allows you to fire around a corner without exposing yourself to return fire. NewScientist.com has the story.
In the valleys of the Alps, Hermetic culture and magi have flourished. Ars Magica: Sanctuary of Ice takes familiar elements of Hermetic culture and rebuilds them, without the scrimping and compromises of life at the edge of the Hermetic lands.
Monday night we had the pleasure of hosting Randy Milholland of Something Positive. He and I and the Warehouse 23 staff all went out and ate good Mexican, and then came back and tried a couple of games of Star Munchkin 2 - The Clown Wars. (I won one, Cyndy won the other. I would have swept the series had Michelle not sicced Frank the Tank on me.)
We also did a little bit of scheming. Expect some new, different, and really twisted Something Positive products here soon. And the newest T-shirt, Nailed, is here NOW.
-- Steve Jackson
We've just added 16 new Iron Kingdoms: Warmachine miniatures to Warehouse 23.
As we approach the Season of Not Working Quite So Much, we'd like to remind you of our holiday schedule:
December 24: We're open for business, but Warehouse 23 is not shipping (because neither is UPS), and many staff members will be gone part or all of the day.
December 25: Christmas. Don't even think about trying to reach us.
December 26-December 31: The office is officially closed, although some staff members may be in at various times for various reasons. Warehouse 23 will be open and shipping, except on December 31.
January 1: New Year's Day. No one will be in.
January 2: The office will be closed, although some staff members will probably be around. Warehouse 23 will be shipping normally.
January 5: First Monday of the New Year. We'll all be back at work.
Please be understanding if messages are not returned until January. We actively encourage our staff to take the week off -- and that includes staying away from e-mail! Steve Jackson Games wishes you and those you love the best of holidays, and we'll see you in 2004.
Warehouse 23 News: Swashbuckling Adventures In Fantasy Space
Embark on an adventure beyond the clouds with Aether & Flux: Sailing the Traverse. As sailing ships and elven ormralest embark into the traversal frontier, heroes' lives are forever changed.
December 22, 2003: Today The Chessboard, Tomorrow The World
Those sneaky forces over at The Network have a new scheme to entice home computer users to unwittingly join the conspiracy.
The ChessBrain Network uses the combined computing power of hundreds of platforms across the world, linked by the internet, to power a "virtual chess supercomputer." At the 6th Annual NordU Usenet 2004 conference next month in Denmark, they'll make an official stab at a Guinness World's Record for most linked computers playing a game against a human grandmaster. If you want to join the effort (and get a commemorative certificate!), check out their website and sign up.
-- Scott Haring
Warehouse 23 News: Do You Know Where Your Characters Are?
Dying Earth Maps contains three full-color poster-sized maps created by the artist Sarah Wroot, suitable for framing or for use in your Dying Earth game.
Kovalic to the rescue! Check out the holiday card on the Dork Tower site! Suitable for all your gamer friends, and will leave any NON-gamer staring blankly. A win-win situation . . .
Angels walk the Earth once again and the Old Gods have returned. Will this be enough to stop the darkness? Armageddon: The End Times is a fantastic setting filled with angels, demons, gods . . . and the humans struggling to survive and even triumph.
The European Space Agency's Beagle 2 will land on Mars on Christmas Day. Named after the ship Charles Darwin took on his expedition to the Galapagos, the ESA probe's mission is to look for signs on life – past or present – on and beneath the surface of the Red Planet.
Science@NASA has the story. And if you want to know more about Mars (and maybe even do a little roleplaying in the setting), you could do worse than to check out Transhuman Space: In The Well and GURPS Mars.
Update!
The lander successfully separated from the main vehicle Friday -- NewScientist.com has the story.
-- Scott Haring
Warehouse 23 News: Swashbuckling Adventures And Zombie Mayhem
The first 1PG Double Feature, Shriek/Bloode Island Double Feature, was printed 2-in-1, in the "flip-book" style. Each complete game includes basic rules of play, variant/genre-specific rules, referee tips, six scenarios and a master character sheet.
December 19, 2003: Illuminated Site of the Week: Shaking Up Your Holidays
For a little yuletide taste of that feeling of power, go to the Holiday Snowglobe and stir things up for the neighbors. -- Suggested by Erik Wilson
Warehouse 23 News: Roleplaying With An Edge
The Riddle of Steel: Of Beasts and Men contains dozens of creatures, characters, adventures, and ideas, as well as long-awaited rules and tables for non-humanoid opponents, including animal damage charts, jousting rules, and pack-hunting tactics.
December 18, 2003: And Nobody Shoots At You While You Play
Shane Messer thought that the search for Iraq's weapons of mass destruction was something like a game. So he created a game that anyone can play . . . well, anyone with $39.99.
In Find Those Weapons: The Hunt for the Real WMD, the clues are real government documents related to the allied invasion of Iraq. The prize is a 14K gold trophy, a barrel of oil, and cash representing 10% of the game's profits. But if nobody finds it by Election Day, Messer will send the gold and oil to the White House.
Read the CNN story.
Warehouse 23 News: Time Traveling And Money Grubbing
In James Ernest's Timeline, you've invented a time machine. You will use it to learn about the rich history of the planet and perhaps even contribute to the betterment of Mankind. But first, you're gonna play the stock market and get really, stupidly rich.
Astronomers have determined that our galaxy, the Milky Way, has one more spiral arm than was previously thought. CNN has a report.
Warehouse 23 News: Music And Mead, Bread And Board, Intrigue And Adventure!
Masterwork Maps: Inns & Taverns showcases 71 floor plans of fantasy inns and taverns, from seedy hideouts to humble hasheries to opulent hostels.
I'm a child of the digital age with a taste and talent for orchestral music, so I take a great deal of enjoyment in the rare areas in which they overlap. I recently came across Yamaha's Silent Strings collection (yes, that's the Japan site; the U.S. one is annoying). Electric instruments are nothing new, of course, but the field is dominated by guitars and keyboards. Orchestral strings are much less common, especially in the variability, quality, and availability offered by Yamaha: four violins, a viola, three cellos, and a bass, plus specially designed bows, cases, and an amp.
The best of the lot are the SVC-200, the high-end cello model which folds down to fit in a 51.5"x8.75"x9.5" soft-side case, and the EV-205, which is the only 5-string violin I've ever seen.
The range of music that could be created by a Silent Strings instrument, much less a full quartet, is breathtaking. Everything from traditional chamber music to modern electronica, in the same song even. Add the ability to play in silent mode (with headphones on), run an audio-out to a computer, add an effects pedal, and that the cello will actually fit in the back seat of my car . . . anybody know a cello teacher in Austin with the Unfazable advantage?
-- Michelle Barrett
Warehouse 23 News: Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?
Penumbra: Crime & Punishment takes an in-depth look at campaigns that focus on the forces of the law.
Here are the Steve Jackson Games March 2004 releases:
Knightmare Chess
(Reprint)
Chess will never be the same! Knightmare Chess is chess
played with cards - and what cards! Each card breaks the rules in a wild
and unpredictable way, giving the game more twists and turns than a roller
coaster. A translation of the popular French game Tempete sur
l'Echequier by Pierre Clequin and Bruno Faidutti,
Knightmare Chess has 80 big, beautiful cards - each with an
individual color painting by
Brazilian artist Rogerio Vilela.
Some Knightmare Chess cards affect a single move, while some
change the entire game! Each card is assigned a point value, so you can
build custom decks based on an agreed point total, or handicap the match
so the better player has fewer powerful cards. The possibilities are
endless - and so is the fun!
80 oversized (4-1/2" x 2-1/2") cards and a rulesheet in a 8" x 4-7/8" x 1/2" box.
Stock #1321,
ISBN 1-55634-332-9.
$16.95.
Star Munchkin 2 - The Clown Wars
The Munchkins take to the stars -- again!
Star Munchkin 2 brings the epic saga of The Clown Wars to life, except with better acting . . . Star Munchkin took the rules-bending, power-gaming, dungeon-crawling insanity of the original Munchkin and put the whole thing in space, where the monsters are more alien, the weapons more zappy, and the treasure -- well, there's still piles of treasure.
Strap on the Sprayser or the new X-Rayser and go ray-gunning for new monsters like the Nerds of Prey! Play a new race (the Bugs) or class (Space Ranger!), and do it all with Ralph, the Wonder Dog by your side. Star Munchkin 2 - The Clown Wars also has a new card type: Rooms. Just open the door, and . . . "oh, noooooooooo . . .!"
Star Munchkin 2 - The Clown Wars is a supplement to Star Munchkin; you will need the original game to play. Or you could add it to a game of Munchkin or Munchkin Fu instead, or mix them all together for a Munchkin-fest of truly mind-bending proportions!
112 cards and rules sheet in shrink-wrapped folder.
Stock #1418,
ISBN 1-55634-724-3.
$16.95.
GURPS Vorkosigan
From the award-winning science fiction stories of Lois McMaster Bujold comes this worldbook . . . set in a future universe of honor and betrayal, war and intrigue, great victories and great defeats. Miles Vorkosigan is brilliant, charismatic, the heir to a noble house on a warrior planet . . . and hopelessly crippled.
No. Not hopelessly. A Vorkosigan never gives up. And when the fragile, dwarfed, odd-looking Miles charges headlong against the universe . . . Miles may break, but he's used to breaking. And he'll pay that price, for his Emperor's honor and his own, because when Miles hits it hard enough, the universe gives way.
Now you can enter the world of Miles Vorkosigan. Play his soldiers, his agents, his comrades. Play Miles himself, if you're up to the challenge . . . and if you think you can dare as much, and talk as fast, as the "little Admiral."
128 pages. Hardback.
Stock #6719,
ISBN 1-55634-577-1.
$26.95.
GURPS WWII: Motor Pool
By Land, Sea, or Air . . .
World War II raged from the deserts of North Africa to the jungles of the South Pacific, the mountaintops of the Alps to the beaches of Normandy, to the high seas, the undersea depths, and the skies above it all. And everywhere were the machines of war -- the bombers, fighters, tanks, jeeps, ships, submarines, landing craft, and more, thousands of designs built by dozens of different countries.
GURPS WWII: Motor Pool is the definitive sourcebook for it all. Using the WWII Modular Vehicle Design System from the GURPS WWII Core Rulebook (itself derived from GURPS Vehicles 2/e), Motor Pool has complete stats for combat vehicles of all types, from all theaters and combatants, in mankind's greatest conflict.
No matter what type of GURPS WWII game you're playing, Motor Pool has the info you need to ramp up the action!
128 pages.
Stock #8011,
ISBN 1-55634-642-5.
$24.95.
Warehouse 23 News: Expand Your World View!
Deryni: The Eleven Kingdoms is a full-color map of the Eleven Kingdoms area of the Deryni world.
Remember that Roman 20-sided die? It was auctioned on Dec. 11, and according to the Christie's website, it went for $17,925.
That would be a "Wow."
-- Steve Jackson
Warehouse 23 News: Step Forth Bravely
Expand the world of Palladium Fantasy with Monsters & Animals, Adventures on the High Seas, Island at the Edge of the World, Yin-Sloth Jungles, The Baalgor Wastelands, and Mount Nimro.
It was just a few months ago that astronomers were all excited about getting a closer look at Mars, which came closer to Earth than it had been in tens of thousands of years. Another chance comes up at the end of the month when Saturn comes as close to Earth as it ever gets, a once-every-29-years opportunity.
The people at Science@Nasa have the story, including some information on the Cassini-Huygens spacecraft that will arrive in Saturn's neighborhood next summer and stick around for four years, studying the planet and its many moons.
While Cassini-Huygens might make the information totally obsolete next year, you can find out what science thinks about Saturn and its moons right now in the pages of Transhuman Space: Deep Beyond, and then start roleplaying there.
-- Scott Haring
Warehouse 23 News: An Early Look Into The Creator's Mind
Gloranthan Pre-Finished Works are non-professional compilations of the notes of Greg Stafford, creator of Glorantha.
December 12, 2003: Illuminated Site of the Week: Find It At Finer Arkham Train Stations Everywhere
Have you accepted Cthulhu as your personal lord and savior? He doesn't care. Adult language, violence, Great Old One situations, brief Elder God nudity. -- Suggested by Ted Skirvin
Rifts: Chaos Earth - Creatures of Chaos describes the Demon Plagues, the second wave of destruction to wash over Rifts Earth. Rise of Magic tells how ordinary people begin developing magical powers and spellcasting abilities.
. . . of Jupiter, that is.
JIMO is the Jupiter Icy Moons Orbiter, the largest craft ever sent to the outer planets. Launching in 2011 or so, JIMO will get up close and personal with Ganymede, Callisto, and Europa to confirm the long-suspected existence of oceans beneath the moons' icy shells . . . and perhaps extraterrestrial life in those oceans.
CNN.com has the story. For an advance peek, you can also check out Transhuman Space: Deep Beyond, our sourcebook on the outer planets for Transhuman Space.
-- Scott Haring
Warehouse 23 News: A New Take On An Old System
Explore the world of Monte Cook's Arcana Unearthed with Arcana Unearthed, The Diamond Throne, and The DM's Screen and Player's Guide.
Thank you, everyone who has written to send us this URL. All six thousand four hundred and twelve . . . fourteen . . . twenty-one . . . and counting . . . of you.
Yes, indeed, Christie's is auctioning a 20-sided die for which Roman provenance is claimed. This has been the subject of much discussion in online gamerdom. Here's what Scott Kurtz had to say about it, for instance.
I was tempted to bid on it, but that's a bit rich for my blood . . . and it has had enough publicity that some of the more, ahh, "comfortably well-off" hobby moguls may be fighting for it. But my, isn't it neat? To those conventions who have said "What could we bribe you with? Name anything!" . . . Heh. That would do it. I know, I know, you can't afford it either. Life is cruel.
-- Steve Jackson
Warehouse 23 News: It's More Than A Roleplaying Game
Featuring new concepts like communal protagonists, customizable rules, and gamemasterless options, The Everlasting allows players to enter the magical world they have always wanted to visit . . . the one they live in.
These products will be racing Santa's sleigh to hit your local game store shelves in time for Christmas . . . look for them in the next week or so.
Dork Tower
Now you can play John Kovalic's Dork Tower characters . . . as they play their characters . . . in a magical quest for glory. Adventure through the land of Aurora, smiting monsters and growing in power, until you are strong enough to challenge the evil wizard in his tower. Slay him and you win . . . fail, and be cast from the heights . . .
Dork Tower is a fast-moving game for 3 to 6 players. It features a full-color game map with a 3-D central tower, over 100 monster and character disks, pretty dice, spell cards, rules, and character sheets . . . all illustrated, of course, by John Kovalic!
Boxed game, with 56 cards (not illustrated), over 100 monster and character disks, game map with 3-D central tower, rules, character sheets, and two dice.
Stock #1370,
ISBN 1-55634-714-6.
$39.95.
Deluxe INWO
(Reprint)
Absolutely everything you need to play the award-winning deck-building version of the Game of Conspiracy . . . full-color, illustrated rules, over 500 cards, dice, wood markers, and a cloth bag with the Pyramid to hold them in! This set includes the (non-collectible) “One With Everything” card set, The INWO Book, and several booster packs from the “Assassins” expansion, plus special Illuminati dice, dice bag, and wooden pyramid tokens. Yet another path toward world domination!
Boxed set with rules and 500+ cards.
Stock #1618,
$24.95.
GURPS SWAT
From small-town crisis units to the FBI’s Hostage Rescue Team, from the urban sprawl of Berlin to the mountainous wilds of Idaho, GURPS SWAT covers the dangerous world of tactical police operations. Serve a warrant on a meth lab, protect a judge whose life is threatened, rescue hostages from international terrorists, or take down a barricaded suspect before he kills again! Establish perimeters and begin hostage negotiations. Perform a stealth entry if you can, or blow down the door in a swift dynamic assault!
GURPS SWAT includes realistic information on skills, tactics, weapons and equipment, as well as several real-world police tactical teams, from the original LAPD SWAT to federal and international agency units.
64 pages.
Stock #6064,
ISBN 1-55634-721-9.
$15.95.
Transhuman Space: Broken Dreams
Stay and Fight . . .
On Earth in 2100, some are reaching for the stars . . . but others struggle just to survive. Much of the home world remains mired in war and intrigue, as powerful corporations and high-tech armies fight over resources, markets, and ideas. Cities on the edge of chaos are battlegrounds for covert operations and high-stakes diplomacy, and the developing nations see themselves falling farther and farther behind.
Nations trapped in poverty, environmental disaster areas, and hellholes run by insane dictators . . . high-tech terrorism, rebellion, and crime, and rules for creating biological and chemical weapons . . .dangerous genetic designs, obsolete cybertechnology, and police state software . . . all part of daily life in Transhuman Space: Broken Dreams.
144 pages.
Stock #6707,
ISBN 1-55634-650-6.
$24.95.
Murphy's Rules
(Reprint)
Ever since the days of the old Space Gamer, and now in Pyramid, one thing strikes fear into the hearts (and laughter into the twisted minds) of publishers everywhere. Some game rules are good, some are bad, and some are Murphy's! This is the cartoon feature that takes those rules and skewers them, bleeding, for everyone to mock. (Us? Attitude? It's all right; we pick on our own stuff too.) The strip has featured a great roster of artists over the years, including multiple-Origins-Award-winner John Kovalic and Pulitzer Prize winner Ben Sargent!
The first time we published a Murphy's compilation was in 1988. This book includes everything from that edition, and all the Murphys that came out in the next ten years . . . and more!
80 pages.
Stock #9006,
ISBN 1-55634-363-9.
$17.95.
Primal Darkness: The Gothic and Horror Art of Bob Eggleton
Bob Eggleton is an acclaimed science fiction, fantasy, and landscape artist. Winner of eight Hugo Awards and 11 Chesley Awards, his art can be seen on covers of countless magazines and books. Perhaps best known for his signature work with Brian Lumley on the Necroscope series, Eggleton does everything from dinosaurs to rocket ships.
Primal Darkness: The Gothic and Horror Art of Bob Eggleton features -- for the first time anywhere -- the complete collection of Necroscope covers, introduced by Lumley himself. Primal Darkness also includes Eggleton's Lovecraft-inspired Cthulhu pieces, as well as other monster, horrors, and things that go bump in the night.
64-page full-color hardback book.
Stock #60-1008,
ISBN 1-55634-624-7.
$26.95.
Warehouse 23 News: Forge Your Destiny!
Forged in Magic details over 400 magical and psionic items and those that forge them, as well as ideas on how to make magic items that will be identified with your legendary heroes for generations to come.
An interesting rant by Michael Crichton on the subject of environmental politics.
Warehouse 23 News: The Show Is About To Begin!
The Lurker in the Lobby offers reviews of the famous, infamous, and just plain obscure films and TV shows inspired by Lovecraft's work, while Delta Green - Dark Theatres stops viewing and starts experiencing, with eight stories in which desperate actors enact clandestine passion plays for the grim amusement of alien gods.
December 7, 2003: On The First Day Of Christmas . . .
The fine folks at OgreCave have renewed their Christmas tradition of suggesting a dozen great gamer gift ideas in a variety of price ranges.
In their list of Stocking Stuffers -- 12 games for $20 or less -- they give some love to Cheapass Games' Ogre Diceland, as well as 11 other great games.
In their second list for Games Under the Tree -- $40 or less -- they are kind enough to mention Strange Synergy and GURPS WWII: Weird War II. Thanks for the nod, OgreCave!
Their last two lists, covering d20 games and a mystery category, haven't been posted yet. But you can always cruise by the site and look for updates.
With four sturdy panels on one side and all the charts and tables you need to play the game on the other, the Modern GM Screen is perfect for any d20 GM. And for the players, the Modern Player's Companion provides expanded options for creating, developing, and equipping characters.
The Day of the Ninja went perfectly here at Steve Jackson Games. All of the hordes of ninja that descended upon the building to participate in the celebration were appropriately ninja-like and stealthy, resulting in a total of zero ninja sightings througout the day. A wild success! We can only hope that the Day of the Ninja next year will go so well.
While our backs were turned (and aided by the strategic application of invisible smoke bombs), the ninja dropped off several mysterious boxes in the warehouse. We lost our designated Mysterious Box Opener to the second set of traps (pity that Harold's replacement didn't live up to expectations; he should have been more honest about his poison-needle-trap-detection skills on his resumé) but eventually got down to the contents. And the ninja left us . . . T-shirts!
Yes, we found this a bit surprising too. Apparently they're trying to encourage more orders from their fast food delivery service.
Now you, too, can support your local ninja; we have the stealthy gray Guaranteed Delivery T-Shirt and the ninja black Dim-Mak Death Touch T-Shirt, guaranteed to not come covered in a box full of deadly traps. Ninja not included.
-- Fade, Warehouse 23 Clerk
December 5, 2003: Illuminated Site of the Week: Oddly, The Journal Entries Are In Order
If you missed time traveler John Titor's visit, you can catch up with most of his posts, photos, and scientific observations in digest form at The Time Travel Tale of John Titor. Assuming his trip back didn't erase him from this timeline. -- Suggested by William Thrasher
Warehouse 23 News: The Amazing Adventures Of The Perfectly Ordinary Average Boy!
Come along and see what it’s like for an everyday child to walk among people with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal kids in ps238 #3!
In our glee at the release of Ninja Burger - which is doing very well, thanks for asking! - we are pleased to pass along the following from Ninja Headquarters at www.ninjaburger.com:
I'm going to try and coordinate the efforts of the thousands of Ninja Burger fans, my friends, and maybe some of my enemies, to make Friday, December 5th the Day of the Ninja. Why that Friday? Because it's opening day for the new Tom Cruise movie, The Last Samurai, and everyone knows that ninja will be celebrating the fact that there's only one last samurai left to do away with. And it's Tom Cruise, at that.
Stupid Gaijin.
Anyway, that's The Word from Ninja Burger Central. So on Friday we'll certainly be doing what we can to make people ninja conscious, to the extent that we can do so without being arrested for Lurking with Dubious Intent.
PS: Ninja Burger shirts are at the printer and will soon be in Warehouse 23!
PPS: How about the design on our Ninja Burger pages? It definitely has a style of its own. We have Allaya Diep to thank for this. Thanks, Allaya!
-- Steve Jackson
Warehouse 23 News: Songs In The Key Of "Aiiieeee!"
Nodwick and the gang are back for their third collection of adventure and middle-ages mishaps in Nodwick Chronicles III! Or pick up Nodwick #22 for the latest adventures of the lovable henchman.
Researchers are trying to teach Segway people movers to move and think for themselves, with a special emphasis on military applications. CTV.ca has the story.
-- Scott Haring
The world's greatest firearms reference meets the world's biggest roleplaying game in Ultramodern Firearms d20!
If you ever suspected that Gollum, aka Smeagol, had more talents than he was letting on . . . check this out for all the wicked confirmation you need.
Warehouse 23 News: It's Like The End Of The World
The continent of Onara is home to many nations, all of them overcome with strife. The Arcanis line brings players into the World of Shattered Empires.
We experimented for a while with putting our company mailing lists on Yahoo! We have now finished migrating them back to a mailman server on our own network, largely due to complaints about the spam Yahoo! added to messages. Some people didn't want to have to join Yahoo! at all, and I just got a reminder of why. The Yahoo!-spam in my mailbox parsed to:
"We know you told us not to send you e-mail, but we're changing our system, so now you'll get LOTS and LOTS of e-mail about our services unless you opt out AGAIN. Letters and phone calls, too! Whoopee!
So I used my Yahoo! login, for the first time in months, and found their opt-out page. I had to click FIFTEEN TIMES to opt out of physical junk mail, phone calls (!!), and 13 categories of e-mail spam.
No THANK you, Yahoo!.
-- Steve Jackson
Warehouse 23 News: Top 10 For November
Check out Warehouse 23's best selling items for November on the Warehouse 23 Top 10 page.
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