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August 25, 2007: Illuminated Site of the Week: The All-You-Can-Banish Buffet
You thought they were secret masters, but it turns out the Illuminati are just tasty snacks. At Supernatural Spirit, Psi-Lord Tim Rifat offers to eliminate (and "shred"!) any and all kinds of weird beings, from aliens to cryptozoids. His prices are reasonable (current special: spend $600 and Soul Rescue is free) - but if he consumes the psi energy of the things he kills, should he be charging you at all? After all, you just bought him lunch. -- Suggested by lilith
. . . no one can hear you overuse a joke. All Flesh Must Must Be Eaten: All Tomorrow's Zombies is very narrowly saved from being the subject of a "Zombies! In! Spaaaaaace!" joke because - wait, does that count as actually making the joke? Poopie . . .
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