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March 28, 2008: Illuminated Site of the Week: Okay, You Can Start Doomsday Now
The Svalbard Global Seed Vault is up and running. It's everyone's answer to the potentially disastrous loss of food sources throughout the world (though Norway is picking up the tab). All anyone has to do is put a healthy sampling of seeds for major crops therein and they'll be safe in case some plague withers eveything on the vine (until the Nazis hiding out in the Arctic catch wind of this, anyway). Hurry, this space is going fast. It's expected to be filled within the next three generations, so reserve your space now. Sadly, this bank probably still closes after four o'clock. -- Suggested by Walter Schirmacher
Warehouse 23 News: Just . . . Don't Go To New England, Okay?
Trust us. It's just not safe. Look at Innsmouth Escape. See how the nice young man is running from the slavering horde of deep ones? Horde. Not a congregation, not a band, not even a gang. Horde. Nobody wants to deal with that. That's just too much stress for this day and age. So take our advice. Stay away from the east coast.
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