July 18, 2026: Can I Avoid Making A Spaceballs Reference? Nope, I Guess Not

For those looking for an idea for their space, atomic horror, or GURPS Monster Hunters campaigns, I humbly direct your attention to the mysterious metal spheres that have washed up in Queensland, Australia.

Also, special shout-out to CNN for going with the "space debris" story; the Illuminati appreciate avoiding any mention of Orbital Mind Control Lasers . . .

-- Steven Marsh