or, How I Found Goddess, and What I Did to Her When I Found Her
The Magnum Opiate of Malaclypse the Younger
wherein is explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything
Today is Sweetmorn, day 52 in the season of Bureaucracy, 3189.
Origins Nominee for Best Game Accessory of 1994
By Malaclypse the Younger, aided by diverse hands . . .
61 pages. PDF.
Stock number 30-3002
Digest-sized softcover, 116 pages.
Suggested Retail Price $11.95
This book is the bible of Discordianism . . . the worship of Eris, the goddess of Chaos. This great "cult classic" first appeared in 1965. This edition adds 20 pages of new material, as revealed by Eris to her faithful worshipers when they probably should have been mowing the lawn or something.
WARNING: This book contains subversive truths, absurd lies, guerrilla philosophy, and several very naughty words. Open mind before reading!
Q: Is Eris true?
Other Erisian or Illuminated Stuff
"To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder."– The Curse of Greyface