Praise "Bob"!

Why is the Friend of "Bob" lucky? Because only the enlightened Sub finds the Prairie Squid. He may fear Nhee Ghee but still REVELS in the Devival in the sight of the "Fightin' Jesus". He does whatever he damn WANTS to do! Perform the Salute! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the awareness of X-Day, with your CHOICE of wonderful partners, or ALONE if you prefer, GUARDS us against the plots of Cthulhu and LAUGHS as the Pinks are dragged into the Hollow Earth! And you know that if you've PAID your DUES, the Escape Vessels will be there for you! The sinister FORCE that inhabits the Hollow Earth (say HELP US, "BOB"!) yearns for the SOUL of the Friend of "Bob" and is exposed by the BURGEONING Nental Ife of the enlightened Sub. Slackful mockery is our DUTY!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?