Praise "Bob"!
The Superior Abnormal turns his BACK on Normality and - obedient to the Bleeding Head - CASTS OUT the Conspiracy dupes, the brain-dead Conspiracy geeks. The Abnormal One in a Million can find SLACK in a Slackless WORM! Trust the messages of that "Church Air"! Fight the Men In Black! Remember, the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets, even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, (SAY IT!) LAUGHS as the Pinks are dragged into the Hollow Earth! DEAL with it! That which destroys, which EATS our Slack, like the fetid EMBRACE of the Phlegm Elementals, is the VACUUM that seeks to SUCK us in, and the END of the whole Conspiracy dupe world! exalted mockery is our DUTY!


Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?