INWO SubGenius Press Release #11
[South Park cardboard-cutout style. Just picture everyone as if they're poorly computer animated.]
Male midget wearing a bikini interviewing Steve Jackson, early 1997:
R: "So, when will INWO-SubGenius be out?"
S: "We plan to have it out by GenCon this year."
R: "Thank you, Mr. Jackson."
Lederhosen-wearing quadrapulegic German reporter tied to a llama
interviewing Steve Jackson, early 1998:
R: "So, when will INWO-SubGenius be out, really?"
S: (holds up right hand) "I think you need to speak to Mr. Hat."
R: "I don't want to speak to Mr. Hat."
S: "Oh, I think you need to speak to Mr. Hat."
R: (sigh) "Mr. Hat, when will INWO-SubGenius be out?"
Mr. Hat: "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! Go to hell!"
S: "Sorry. He's had one too many Cosmopolitans. April."
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100 Card Set.
Suggested Retail Price $16.95
Stock number 1616 ISBN 1-55634-338-8
Out Of Print – Click here for dealer info
This is a hundred-card non-collectible set. The cards feature art provided by the Church itself, and use the same color scheme as the Factory Set. (That's two of them on the left of the screen.) You will like it.
The set of 100 cards is usable by itself, and includes rules for a 4-player common-deck game, using four Church of the SubGenius cards (with different art, of course). Each represents a different faction of the Church, fighting for control, Slack, and that unending flow of dollars from the mindless Pinks. You can also drop other INWO cards into a SubGenius game, or vice versa!
In honor of this, we've unearthed a classic from the old Illuminati BBS and added it to the GURPS archive: The SubGenius Answers the GURPS Questionnaire. And to help you play the game as deviously as it deserves, the playtesters have already collected a set of dirty tricks for the game. (But surely only Pinks would need to be told such a thing?)