Praise "Bob"!

The malicious Group Mind we call Yacatisma, like the fetid EMBRACE of the Phlegm Elementals, yearns for the SOUL of the REAL SubGenius and is FILTH, it is DISEASE, it is Normality! Fear it! To it, we are Slackless CATTLE! The Mediocretins cannot understand the REALITY of Nhee Ghee which inspires IGNORANT MOUTHINGS in Pink puppets, but KILLS and worse than kills, it is the enemy of the enlightened SubGenius I'm talking about! We want SLACK! Feeding the Cage Rats, TILTING the Luck Plane against us! Fight the Yacatisma! Remember, the miraculous Janor Device (and the REAL SubGenius MUST believe this) will be part of that stark fist of RETRIEVAL, coming SOON, that awaits the redeemed SubGenius I'm talking about in Dobbstown.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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