Praise "Bob"!

Blessed is the Superior Abnormal! BLESSED is he who RANTS! Or not. The Abnormal One in a Million knows Time Control is his answer. He is SEEN at Public Rants and HEARD at Head Launchings! But are YOUR Church dues paid up? The fullblood human attitude is a disease, a genetic ILLNESS! The NON-mutated losers WANT to be told what to do, WANT to be ordered around! They WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they DESERVE the crawling law and order that they foist on US! "Bob's" message is NOT for THEM! The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the fullblood humans are DOOMED, their souls will be tasty TREATS for the godLIKE one, the Anti-"Bob"! They are MEAT, their VILE souls are JUNK FOOD for Nhee Ghee! They are the PROLETERRORISTS, the TIME-servers, the Normals! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department, even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, GUARDS us against the plots of Nhee Ghee and is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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