Praise "Bob"!

We have no NEED of bosses. The enlightened Sub SPRINGS his Fake Healings in the face of the Normals. He protects his blessed Weird Genes, and MOCKS government! Normal wimps DENY that slack itself, which IS "Bob," operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius comes from the Luck Plane. Its essential NATURE is merely ILLUSION! Remember, your money CAN buy you salvation! You must UNMASK the False Prophets who DROOL. Half of them are stupider than AVERAGE and the rest are hurrying to catch UP! They FEAR everything different. All around us the Normals will mostly DIE! The luckiest will be SERVANTS or SEX TOYS to Homo Superior! Are you WITH me? As "Bob" says: "Don't just EAT a hamburger . . . eat the HELL out of it!"

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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