Praise "Bob"!

You can TELL the true Superior Abnormal. He NEVER FORGETS his Slackful duty. He grabs Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The Abnormal One in a Million can find SLACK in a CURSED WORM! We put the CULT in Culture! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department beyond ANY doubt will be part of that stark fist of RETRIEVAL, coming SOON, that is merely ILLUSION! It's all in the Prescriptures! Only those Saucers will save you from Cthulhu which presents the terrifying paradox of False Slack and shows that it lurks within the Conspiracy and time clocks, it is coming EVER FASTER! Don't feel GUILTY! Guilt is for PINKS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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