Praise "Bob"!

Did "Bob" die for the Yeti spawn? Hell NO! The spawn of the Yeti GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Glorps. He LAUGHS! The False Prophets can't touch him, so he is BELOVED of Jehovah-1 because he has PAID HIS DUES! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets holds us back from the brink of doom and is not, and yet at the same time, IS, inspired by the Bleeding Head and cries out "OR KILL ME!" Will YOU be among the Saved? Don't let the evil Glorps drag you down, brethern! They are RATS, are BLANK PAGES, are BACTERIA! The Glorps oppress the Yeti spawn like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! DOWN with sanity! Be like Dobbs, who ALWAYS lies and is ALWAYS RIGHT!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?