Praise "Bob"!

"Bob" loves the true SubGenius. Yes, holy is he who by sheer force of SLACK ("Bob" willing) LAUGHS at the Normal world around us. Tomorrow is OBSOLETE, and it's not even here yet! What about the Normal scumbags? I'll tell you about the CRAWLING Normals who are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They know not the joys of the Fake Healing. And they have NO hope, while the SubGenius can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. Their tiny normal BRAINS have no PLACE for original thought! The true SubGenius is one in a thousand. All around him are the Normal scumbags who exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They FEAR everything different. All around us the Normals CANNOT BE HELPED. "Bob" teaches us that delusions are GOOD! Your own delusions in these Last Days (SAY IT!) will be taken up in the Saucers!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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