Praise "Bob"!

Yes, it's Eternal Salvation, or TRIPLE your money back! Now ARISE! Money donated to our wonderful church helps the faithful Friend of "Bob" who - and this is true of ANY enlightened Sub - knows Time Control is his answer. He revels FOREVER in the joy of his newest ShorDurPerSav! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department is a particular blessing of the Friend of "Bob" and is launched bleeding into the skies, is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis! We WILL overcome! But are YOUR Church dues paid up? The Conspiracy dupe attitude is a disease, a genetic ILLNESS! The Conspiracy geeks are RATS, are BLANK PAGES, are BACTERIA! The Conspiracy dupes are MEAT, their clueless souls are JUNK FOOD for Nhee Ghee! They are a DEAD END, but a dead end that can drag the enlightened Sub down WITH them!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?