Praise "Bob"!

Did "Bob" die for the Superior Mutant? Hell NO! The mutated NATURAL WINNER - obedient to Bulldada - has no NEED to be "cool," but needs NOTHING so he has it ALL! Yes! YES!! "Bob" loves the Superior Mutant. Yes, holy is he who is GUARDED by that Sacred Dobbshead and the "Fightin' Jesus". YES, the mutated NATURAL WINNER will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he MOCKS Society! The Barbie-Kens LAUGH, but WE'LL be laughing soon! Pity the Plastic Dolls, the pathetic Barbie-Kens who (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) are DOOMED never to know the blessedly INSANE JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the Plastic Dolls have NO hope, while the Superior Mutant can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. They may be pink, but their money is GREEN! Yog-Sothoth, the THING from OUTSIDE, writhes in slime, WALLOWS in FILTH. It lives by DESTRUCTION! It is the evil one, NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your Clench meetings!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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