Praise "Bob"!

I'm a Yeti spawn! How can you TELL one of our kind? He seeks SLACK above all. BLESSED is he who is INVISIBLE to the Hell Creaturess. The spawn of the Yeti is Slackful and can find SLACK in a miserable WORM! And FURTHERMORE! The power of the Luck Plane protects the Yeti spawn. He RANTS! Or not. The spawn of the Yeti CASTS OUT the Norms, the JEALOUS slackless Normals. The Yeti spawn needs NOTHING so he has it ALL! Norms DENY that the rescue of the SubGenii by "Bob" Himself is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it GUARDS us against the plots of Nhee Ghee and IS the best deal you will ever have for $30. Will YOU be among the Saved? Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that slack itself, which IS "Bob," in these Last Days sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS will surely be revealed through the blessing of "Bob" Himself.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?