Praise "Bob"!

Oh, the Xists! Guard us from Yog-Sothoth which SLAVERS at the doors of sanity, it lurks within Society and government, it is the PITILESS apocalypse JHVH-1 warns us about! Human flesh will DRIP and BURN! Yog-Sothoth, the THING from OUTSIDE, wants nothing less than to DEVOUR the WORLD, it wants your slack, your soul, your SCI-FI BOOKS, and still is the END of the whole Barbie-Ken world! LISTEN to the True Pipe! Yes, it's a god-eat-god world! "Bob" teaches us that the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets, with your CHOICE of divine partners, or ALONE if you prefer, sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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