Praise "Bob"!

The enlightened Sub turns his BACK on government and pays his Church dues knowing they will return a thousandfold. The dues-paying SubGenius DAMNS the Mediocretins and will win when "Bob" wins! Hallelujah! "Bob" loves the enlightened Sub. Yes, sacredly-abnormal is he who says OR KILL ME! A true dues-paying SubGenius ("Bob" willing) will survive the worst that the near-omnipotent UFOs can do! Think of a PIPE, sticking in a human face, FOREVER! The enlightened Sub is one in a thousand. All around him are the Cage Rats who DROOL. Half of them are stupider than AVERAGE and the rest are hurrying to catch UP! They will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They CANNOT BE HELPED. They are the THIEVES of Slack! The sinister FORCE that inhabits the Hollow Earth controls "secret" groups like the Masons and Rosicrucians and sends hordes of Mediocretins and even Saucer Bastards to plague us! It's babbling madly through the mouths of a million Cage Rats . . .

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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