Praise "Bob"!

These are the LAST DAYS for the leechlike Conspiracy dupes. The Conspiracy geeks have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are disgusting! They oppress the Friend of "Bob" like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! Pity the Conspiracy dupes, the LICKSPITTLE Conspiracy geeks who REQUIRE stereotypes, they NEED buzz-words, they know not the joys of the Devival. And they will DIE without the blessed Yeti genes! Remember, EACH of the Lee Harvey Oswalds acted alone! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that the sacredly-abnormal Fake Healing, even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, is not, and yet at the same time, IS, inspired by the Luck Plane and IS the best deal you will ever have for $30. Yes! "Bob" opens us up to the Third Nostril! Money donated to our blessedly INSANE church helps the faithful enlightened Sub who RANTS! Or not. The Friend of "Bob" SPITS in the FACE of Cthulhu and the cursed Hell Creatures. Yes, he takes enslackened SLACK where he finds it.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?