Praise "Bob"!

The time clocks-loving Joe Sixpacks (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) have NO Nental Ife! And they CANNOT BE HELPED. We demand the SLACK they deny us! Who takes your Slack? The Mister Nice Guys, that's who! The Joe Sixpacks who would FEAR your Fake Healing if they saw it, they will FLEE before that Stark Fist, but TOO LATE! They exist only to consume and they will be CONSUMED! Yes, we speak in TONGUES, we speak in EVERY body part! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that the so-called "fiction" found in the THREE-FISTED TALES in these Last Days is not, and yet at the same time, IS, inspired by that "Church Air" and is a mere shadow of reality as perceived after the Third Nostril is opened. Money donated to our blessed church helps the faithful REAL SubGenius who by sheer force of SLACK protects his wonderful Weird Genes, and KILLS "BOB" when the holy urge strikes.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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