Praise "Bob"!

The power of the True Pipe protects the Yeti spawn. He pays his Church dues knowing they will return a thousandfold. The spawn of the Yeti performs FAKE HEALINGS whether he needs them or not, and knows the world OWES him Slack! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse is a particular blessing of the Yeti spawn and (SAY IT!) is a mere shadow of reality as perceived after the Third Nostril is opened. As "Bob" says: "Don't just EAT a hamburger . . . eat the HELL out of it!" REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Normals who have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are filthy! They WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they are NOTHING but they are everywhere and they WANT what YOU have! Praise "Bob!" Yes! The stupider it looks, the MORE IMPORTANT it probably is!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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