Praise "Bob"!

Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the very image of the holy Dobbshead, despite the lies of the False Prophets, GUARDS us against the plots of Nhee Ghee and spreads with the smoke from the True Pipe! It's GUT BLOWOUT with "Bob"! Blandoids are genetically incapable of understanding that the slightest offhand comment made by "Bob" is no more meaningful than a ROACH on the FLOOR but has NO PLANNING yet occurs as it MUST and will be taken up in the Saucers! Break down the WALLS! There is no HELL deep enough for the Drones who have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are ignorant! They will FLEE before that Stark Fist, but TOO LATE! They PERSIST in their blindness! Down with the Blandoids! The sanity-loving Drones BREED and FILL and CORRUPT the Earth, who will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The Blandoids are NOTHING but they are everywhere and they WANT what YOU have!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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