Praise "Bob"!

The power of the Sacred Stencil protects the Friend of "Bob". He wants no Normal bosses. Like "Bob" himself, the enlightened Sub is guarded by the Bleeding Head. And YES! he LAUGHS at the Normal world around us. The Luck Plane is tilted toward US! The Friend of "Bob" cleaves to the word of "Bob" and - obedient to that FootGland - LAUGHS! The Men In Black can't touch him, so he can find SLACK in a drooling WORM! The black-suited ANDROIDS are WATCHING! They know the miraculous Janor Device, with your CHOICE of blessedly INSANE partners, or ALONE if you prefer, (as the Normal scumbags whimper for a mercy that will be DENIED) is as important to the enlightened Sub as his SICK sense of humor! Will YOU be among the Saved? Normals DENY that every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department holds us back from the brink of doom and is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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