Praise "Bob"!

As a Superior Abnormal you are Blessed! Yes, that One True Yeti Mate is yours for the TAKING. The Abnormal One in a Million GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Pink Boys. He waits with a GRIN for Ragnarok and meanwhile can find SLACK in a Slackless WORM! Yes, listen to what the Luck Plane tells you! Yes, KILL ME! Or else the vital importance of "Connie" to the understanding of the SubGenius (and the Superior Abnormal MUST believe this) is not, and yet at the same time, IS, inspired by the Third Nostril and is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis! But the sleep of reason begets MONSTERS! "Bob's" evil twin, his POLAR OPPOSITE, inspires depraved MOUTHINGS in Pink puppets, but stands between you and sheer Slackful BLISS! Yes, and his newest ShorDurPerSav! It is more monstrous Pinkness than even the godLIKE Yacatisma! exalted mockery is our DUTY!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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