Praise "Bob"!

But your Yeti genes aren't enough by themselves! You have to PAY for salvation! Yes! YES!! The Superior Abnormal cleaves to the word of "Bob" and SLACKS OFF! The Abnormal One in a Million knows that Head Launching is the place to find the Prairie Squid and he is SEEN at Fake Healings and HEARD at Public Rants! If not for "Bob," we would have no IDEA that the awareness of X-Day, like the love of WOTAN will EXPLODE at the intersection of the Time Planes and will surely be revealed through the blessing of the Nental Ife. Now ARISE! There is NO coincidence! EVERYTHING is a hint from "Bob" if you LISTEN! The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Conspiracy tools (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) serve, some KNOWINGLY but most as mere dupes, the False Prophets, and don't have the sacred EXCUSE that Dobbs gives us!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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