Praise "Bob"!

Worshipped by generations of MIBS, Yog-Sothoth, like the fetid EMBRACE of the Phlegm Elementals, would DENY you that One True Yeti Mate and is MADNESS and, worse, BOREDOM! Forever! And Yog-Sothoth whose TOUCH is death! Oh, the "Fightin' Jesus"! Guard us from the Anti-"Bob" which lurks in a reality we cannot understand and seeks OURS! It is HOT death and COLD death, it is NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your Clench meetings! Now say Praise "Bob!" Human flesh will DRIP and BURN! Dobbs needs your MONEY! Every DAY, delusions are GOOD! Your own delusions holds us back from the brink of doom and (SAY IT FOR "BOB"!) is as important to the Slackmaster as his SICK sense of humor!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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