Praise "Bob"!

Money donated to our divine church helps the faithful Superior Abnormal who by sheer force of SLACK knows Time Control is his answer. He will survive the worst that the terrifying lying bastards can do! Praise that Abnormal One in a Million! I'm a Superior Abnormal! How can you TELL one of our kind? He GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Pink Boys. He is guarded by the Luck Plane. And YES! he needs NOTHING so he has it ALL! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the divine Emaculation in these Last Days has always been perceived as UNKNOWABLE. Yet it is a mere shadow of reality as perceived after the Third Nostril is opened. Repent! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! The forbidden sciences teach that the "rantings" of the inspired Abnormal One in a Million can heal or destroy or BOTH and still will be part of that stark fist of RETRIEVAL, coming SOON, that cries out "OR KILL ME!"

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?