Praise "Bob"!

Pity the Normals, the depraved Normal wimps who would FEAR your Mass Short-Term Marriage if they saw it, they will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The Normals wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY! Who takes your Slack? The Normal wimps, that's who! The Normals who have not Bulldada . . . like bland lemmings, they will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind will DIE without the blessed Yeti genes! Tomorrow is OBSOLETE, and it's not even here yet! Normal wimps are genetically incapable of understanding that the slightest offhand comment made by "Bob" ABSOLUTELY, without question, is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still is merely ILLUSION! Praise AntiMusic! Why is the REAL SubGenius lucky? Because only the SubGenius I'm talking about finds the Prairie Squid. He - and this is true of ANY REAL SubGenius - is guarded by that Sacred Dobbshead. And YES! he is BELOVED of "Bob" Himself because he has PAID HIS DUES!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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