Praise "Bob"!

Too much is ALWAYS better than not enough! Praise Jehovah-1! Are you a REAL REAL SubGenius? A true SubGenius I'm talking about RANTS! Or not. The REAL SubGenius knows he is no less disgusting than the Pinks yet by "Bob's" grace revels FOREVER in the joy of a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS! The Men In Black are WATCHING! They know the slightest offhand comment made by "Bob", like the AntiMusic performed at Dokstock and at Devivals everywhere, comes from the Luck Plane. Its essential NATURE must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. We WILL overcome! DEAL with it! REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Pink Boys who (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind don't have the sacred EXCUSE that Dobbs gives us!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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