Praise "Bob"!

Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the UTTER destruction of time clocks is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it (YES! Praise "Bob"!) is merely ILLUSION! We put the CULT in Culture! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the Revealed Word of "Bob" - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the BRAINLESS "Bobbies" - is launched bleeding into the skies, will surely be revealed through the blessing of the Sacred Stencil. It's all part of "Bob's" message! There is no HELL deep enough for the Conspiracy dupes who BREED and FILL and CORRUPT the Earth, who oppress the Superior Mutant like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They exist only to consume and they will be CONSUMED! They are the FOE! The SubGenius cannot IMAGINE what it is like to be Normal. The Conspiracy geeks BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they are DOOMED! And they wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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