Praise "Bob"!

The power of the True Pipe protects the Friend of "Bob". He pays his Church dues knowing they will return a thousandfold. The enlightened Sub protects his enslackened Weird Genes, and is NOT RESPONSIBLE! SMASH law and order! Did "Bob" die for the Friend of "Bob"? Hell NO! The enlightened Sub has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he is guarded by "Bob" Himself. And YES! he is BELOVED of JHVH-1 because he has PAID HIS DUES! False Sanity is the foe! Don't let the Conspiracy dupes drag you down, brethern! They - yes, the Conspiracy geeks who SURROUND us every day - WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they live only to WORK and DIE and STEAL YOUR SLACK! Slaves of the Hell Creatures! The Conspiracy dupes cannot understand the REALITY of the Anti-"Bob" which (say HELP US, "BOB"!) lives by DESTRUCTION! It is the unspeakable one, coming EVER FASTER!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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