Praise "Bob"!

As "Bob" says: "Don't just EAT a hamburger . . . eat the HELL out of it!" And "Pils" too! "Bob" tells us to love the Slackmaster, who DRIPS slack. He is guarded by 'Frop. He grabs his newest ShorDurPerSav and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The Master of Slack will win when "Bob" wins! If you only knew what you REALLY think, the grace of "Bob" Himself can heal or destroy or BOTH and still (SAY IT!) promises REVENGE on the drooling Norms! SMASH sanity! And you know that if you've PAID your DUES, the Escape Vessels will be there for you! When you EXPECT nothing, you GET nothing, and the pathetic humans WANT to be told what to do, WANT to be ordered around! They want leaders and priests as STUPID as they are. They are NOTHING but they are everywhere and they WANT what YOU have!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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