Praise "Bob"!

Yog-Sothoth, the THING from OUTSIDE, writhes in slime, WALLOWS in FILTH. It holds our world in its godLIKE grip but is more loathesome Pinkness than even the monstrous Men In Black! Human flesh will DRIP and BURN! "Bob" teaches us that the evil Nhee Ghee presents the terrifying paradox of False Slack and shows that it is supremely selfish yet has NO SELF, and is truly exposed by the BURGEONING Nental Ife of the Yeti spawn. SMASH the Conspiracy! We can't hide, but we can RUN! Listen to that "Church Air" and you'll see that delusions are GOOD! Your own delusions operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius has always been perceived as UNKNOWABLE. Yet it is a source of unceasing divine SLACK!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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