Praise "Bob"!

Reveling in his newest ShorDurPerSav, the REAL SubGenius is GUARDED by "Bob" Himself and the Xists. YES, the SubGenius I'm talking about SPITS in the FACE of Nhee Ghee and the leechlike Yacatisma. Yes, he does whatever he damn WANTS to do! The REAL SubGenius instinctively KNOWS how the so-called "fiction" found in the THREE-FISTED TALES can heal or destroy or BOTH and still at the same time, through the exalted blessing of Frop, is our defense against the demonic Hell-Bikers from Space! As "Bob" says: "Don't just EAT a hamburger . . . eat the HELL out of it!" When you EXPECT nothing, you GET nothing, and the fullblood humans exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they must be DESTROYED or SUBJUGATED if we are to save ourselves! Yes! Our weapon . . . Time Control!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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