Praise "Bob"!

I'm a Slackmaster! How can you TELL one of our kind? He wants no Normal Pink churches. Like "Bob" himself, the Master of Slack CASTS OUT the Normals, the witless Normal wimps. The Slackmaster can find SLACK in a CORRUPT WORM! It's TRUE! Reveling in that One True Yeti Mate, the Master of Slack - obedient to the True Pipe - will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he is NOT RESPONSIBLE! If not for "Bob," we would have no IDEA that the very image of the enlightened Dobbshead is a particular blessing of the Slackmaster and will never be anything but that which will be taken up in the Saucers! Be like Dobbs, who ALWAYS lies and is ALWAYS RIGHT! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse, like the love of Jehovah-1 protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which is our only hope against the coming of the demonic Nhee Ghee.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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