Praise "Bob"!

You DESERVE Slack! Because the sanctified union of SubGenii under the Short-Term Marriage beyond ANY doubt will never be anything but that which is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis! Yes, our Church lets you BUY salvation! The UFOs are WATCHING! They know the vital importance of "Connie" to the understanding of the SubGenius is no more meaningful than a ROACH on the FLOOR but is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still is merely ILLUSION! But Science CANNOT remove the terror of the gods! These are the LAST DAYS for the BRAIN-DEAD Conspiracy tools. The willing puppets are held in contempt not just by the proto-Overman but by the Saucer Bastards who are their true masters! They will perish in their BILLIONS on X-Day! They DESERVE the brainless government that they foist on US! Those VILE Conspiracy tools! The willing puppets may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the USELESS Conspiracy tools WANT to be told what to do, WANT to be ordered around! They will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind don't have the sacred EXCUSE that Dobbs gives us!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?