Praise "Bob"!

Yes, it's Eternal Salvation, or TRIPLE your money back! We WILL overcome! The true SubGenius turns his BACK on the Conspiracy and says OR KILL ME! A true SubGenius is guarded by the Nental Ife. And YES! he needs NOTHING so he has it ALL! Pinks DENY that the divine Emaculation planned for us by WOTAN, is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still is a source of unceasing divine SLACK! Hallelujah! DEAL with it! Don't let the Pink Boys drag you down, brethern! They worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The Pinks will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They are the HERD, the FACELESS MASS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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