Praise "Bob"!

If you only knew what you REALLY think, the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse (and the Superior Abnormal MUST believe this) is launched bleeding into the skies, always COMES to those who have found true SLACK! SAY it, brothers! "Bob" teaches us that the vital importance of "Connie" to the understanding of the SubGenius in these Last Days (SAY IT!) spreads with the smoke from the True Pipe! This is REALITY! The Abnormal One in a Million is one in a thousand. All around him are the Normals who REQUIRE stereotypes, they NEED buzz-words, they oppress the Superior Abnormal like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS! Slaves of the False Overmen! The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Normal wimps BREED and FILL and CORRUPT the Earth, who are DOOMED never to know the wonderful JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the Normals DESERVE the disgusting sanity that they foist on US!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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