Praise "Bob"!

The power of the Luck Plane protects the Friend of "Bob". He NEVER FORGETS his enslackened duty. He grabs a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The enlightened Sub is FREE from the IGNORANT bonds of Normality. Praise "Bob!" I'm here to tell you, the Friend of "Bob" GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Conspiracy tools. He knows that Mass Short-Term Marriage is the place to find his newest ShorDurPerSav and he puts "Bob's" money where HIS mouth is. The Hell Creatures are WATCHING! They know the UTTER destruction of bosses - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the worthless "Bobbies" - will be part of that stark fist of RETRIEVAL, coming SOON, that promises REVENGE on the wretched willing puppets! Be like Dobbs, who ALWAYS lies and is ALWAYS RIGHT! The forbidden sciences teach that slack itself, which IS "Bob,", even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still is our only hope against the coming of the terrifying Nhee Ghee.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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