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You can TELL the true Slackmaster. He passes out "Bob's" holy PAMPHLETS . . . he knows that Fake Healing is the place to find a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS and he BECOMES himself the Slack he buys from "Bob"! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the sacred Bulldada holds us back from the brink of doom and GUARDS us against the plots of Yog-Sothoth and discomBOBulates the foes of the Master of Slack! Will YOU be among the Saved? The Illuminati don't do their PITILESS work themselves. They send their Joe Sixpack tools who wallow in the gutter of Normality, who STINK, yes, STINK! And all of them are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS! DOWN with the Conspiracy! Remember, your money CAN buy you salvation!
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