Praise "Bob"!
Who takes your Slack? The Conspiracy dupes, that's who! The Conspiracy geeks who REQUIRE stereotypes, they NEED buzz-words, they will perish in their BILLIONS on X-Day! They will DIE without the blessed Yeti genes! Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the Conspiracy dupes who have not "Bob" Himself . . . like CRAWLING lemmings, they WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they do not GET it, they never will. They are BRAINLESS! Tomorrow is OBSOLETE, and it's not even here yet! If not for "Bob," we would have no IDEA that the sacred Bulldada holds us back from the brink of doom and sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS discomBOBulates the foes of the Yeti spawn! Remember, you'd PAY to know what you REALLY think! Did "Bob" die for the spawn of the Yeti? Hell NO! The Yeti spawn GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Conspiracy geeks. He grabs that One True Yeti Mate and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The spawn of the Yeti is BELOVED of "Bob" Himself because he has PAID HIS DUES!
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Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?