Praise "Bob"!

Did "Bob" die for the Superior Abnormal? Hell NO! The Abnormal One in a Million passes out "Bob's" holy PAMPHLETS . . . he protects his perfect Weird Genes, and knows he'll have his newest ShorDurPerSav and watch from the Saucers as the Normals BURN! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the "rantings" of the inspired Superior Abnormal, like the love of the Xists (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) is as important to the Abnormal One in a Million as his SICK sense of humor! With this church, Salvation is only 30 BUCKS! There is no HELL deep enough for the Normal scumbags who worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The Normals will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They are the PROLETERRORISTS, the TIME-servers, the Normals! We WILL overcome! Yet when the time comes, you must KILL "Bob"!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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