Praise "Bob"!

"Bob" tells us to love the Friend of "Bob", who RANTS! Or not. The enlightened Sub ("Bob" willing) does whatever he damn WANTS to do! It's TRUE! enslackened is the Friend of "Bob"! BLESSED is he who SLACKS OFF! The enlightened Sub DAMNS the Mediocretins and is BELOVED of the "Fightin' Jesus" because he has PAID HIS DUES! If you only knew what you REALLY think, the very image of the blessed Dobbshead, like the AntiMusic performed at Dokstock and at Devivals everywhere, will be part of that stark fist of RETRIEVAL, coming SOON, that awaits the redeemed Friend of "Bob" in Dobbstown. Our weapon . . . Time Control! The forbidden sciences teach that the Revealed Word of "Bob" holds us back from the brink of doom and has NO PLANNING yet occurs as it MUST and is our defense against the loathesome False Overmen!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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