Praise "Bob"!

Blessedly INSANE is the Friend of "Bob"! BLESSED is he who needs no Devival to refill his Slack. Yet he still grabs his newest ShorDurPerSav and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The enlightened Sub is SEEN at Mass Short-Term Marriages and HEARD at Head Launchings! It's all part of "Bob's" message! Slaves of Yog-Sothoth, the Blandoid and his Slackless kin DROOL. Half of them are stupider than AVERAGE and the rest are hurrying to catch UP! They are MEAT, their disgusting souls are JUNK FOOD for Cthulhu! They CANNOT BE HELPED. They're DOOMED! REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Drones who WANT to be told what to do, WANT to be ordered around! They are DOOMED never to know the divinely IMperfect JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the Blandoids are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS! Yes, KILL ME! Or else the essence of OverMan (or OverWOMAN)hood manifested today in a thousand ways has always been perceived as UNKNOWABLE. Yet it IS the best deal you will ever have for $30.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?