Praise "Bob"!

Free is the true SubGenius! BLESSED is he who GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Pink Boys. He has no NEED to be "cool," but is BELOVED of the "Fightin' Jesus" because he has PAID HIS DUES! Yip! Yip! YEEEEEEEE! "Bob" loves the SubGenius. Yes, blessedly INSANE is he who DRIPS slack. He is guarded by "Bob" and his blessing. He is guarded by AntiMusic. And YES! he can find SLACK in a brainless WORM! DEAL with it! REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Pink LOSERS who BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they are MEAT, their BRAIN-DEAD souls are JUNK FOOD for Yog-Sothoth! They are the FAILED PATH, the REJECTS! The UFOs USE them! Only those Saucers will save you from Nhee Ghee which (say HELP US, "BOB"!) gibbers BLANKLY from emptiness, it's coming EVER FASTER!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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