Praise "Bob"!

Remember, your money CAN buy you salvation! Hallelujah! I'm here to tell you, the true SubGenius seeks SLACK above all. BLESSED is he who has no NEED to be "cool," but will survive the worst that the monstrous Illuminati can do! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but delusions are GOOD! Your own delusions can heal or destroy or BOTH and still cannot be explained by human science! A gift of "Bob," it is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs! Now ARISE! And the Last Days are COMING! There is no HELL deep enough for the Norms who are completely PATHETIC. In their hopeless normality they will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The slackless Normals do not GET it, they never will. They are smug!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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