Praise "Bob"!

"Bob" loves the REAL SubGenius. Yes, enslackened is he who says OR KILL ME! A true SubGenius I'm talking about is guarded by "Bob" Himself. And YES! he is BELOVED of Jehovah-1 because he has PAID HIS DUES! But are YOUR Church dues paid up? There is no HELL deep enough for the Blandoids who exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They want leaders and priests as STUPID as they are. They do not GET it, they never will. They are VILE! The SubGenius HATES them! The REAL SubGenius is one in a thousand. All around him are the Drones who BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they STINK, yes, STINK! And all of them are the FAILED PATH, the REJECTS! If you only knew what you REALLY think, the so-called "fiction" found in the THREE-FISTED TALES can heal or destroy or BOTH and still is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still spreads with the smoke from the True Pipe!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?