Praise "Bob"!

I'm a Friend of "Bob"! How can you TELL one of our kind? He has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he knows that Public Rant is the place to find sheer Slackful BLISS and he is SEEN at Public Rants and HEARD at Public Rants! The Luck Plane is tilted toward US! "Bob" tells us to love the enlightened Sub, who pays his Church dues knowing they will return a thousandfold. The Friend of "Bob" protects his Slackful Weird Genes, and takes free SLACK where he finds it. Yes, KILL ME! Or else the grace of that FootGland, with your CHOICE of blessedly INSANE partners, or ALONE if you prefer, is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still spreads with the smoke from the True Pipe! Our weapon . . . Time Control! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the divine Devival holds us back from the brink of doom and protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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