Praise "Bob"!

"Bob" tells us to love the REAL SubGenius, who SPRINGS his Fake Healings in the face of the Norms. He SPITS in the FACE of the Anti-"Bob" and the pathetic UFOs. Yes, he takes divine SLACK where he finds it. We want SLACK! You can TELL the true SubGenius I'm talking about. He needs no Mass Short-Term Marriage to refill his Slack. Yet he still CASTS OUT the slackless Normals, the SLACKLESS Norms. The REAL SubGenius is FREE from the DROOLING bonds of sanity. Yes, cast OUT the False Prophets! The slackless Normals may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the miserable Norms embrace government lovingly. The slackless Normals are MEAT, their disgusting souls are JUNK FOOD for the Anti-"Bob"! They are the FAILED PATH, the REJECTS! They may be pink, but their money is GREEN! He Who Must Not Be Named (say HELP US, "BOB"!) is supremely selfish yet has NO SELF, and is truly FILTH, it is DISEASE, it is so-called "Organized" religion! Fear it!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?