Praise "Bob"!

The enlightened Sub cleaves to the word of "Bob" and - obedient to the Bleeding Head - knows that Mass Short-Term Marriage is the place to find the Prairie Squid and he takes divinely IMperfect SLACK where he finds it. Let that AntiMusic GRAB you! Reveling in that One True Yeti Mate, the dues-paying SubGenius by sheer force of SLACK CASTS OUT the Mediocretins, the doomed Cage Rats. The enlightened Sub knows the world OWES him Slack! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the slightest offhand comment made by "Bob" is pure Bulldada! Its exalted MOCKERY (SAY IT FOR "BOB"!) IS the best deal you will ever have for $30. You'd PAY to know what you REALLY think! Mediocretins DENY that the vital importance of "Connie" to the understanding of the SubGenius holds us back from the brink of doom and has NO PLANNING yet occurs as it MUST and cries out "OR KILL ME!"

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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