Praise "Bob"!

I'm a Yeti spawn! How can you TELL one of our kind? He may fear Yog-Sothoth but still CASTS OUT the Norms, the jealous slackless Normals. The spawn of the Yeti WRITHES. And when they hold that Devival, THERE HE IS! "Bob" teaches us that the grace of Bulldada is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it (SAY IT FOR "BOB"!) spreads with the smoke from the True Pipe! With this church, Salvation is only 30 BUCKS! Slaves of Cthulhu, the Norm and his brainless kin are DOOMED, their souls will be tasty TREATS for the monstrous one, Nhee Ghee! They serve, some KNOWINGLY but most as mere dupes, the False SubGenii, and do not GET it, they never will. They are IGNORANT! LISTEN to the True Pipe! Yet when the time comes, you must KILL "Bob"!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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