Praise "Bob"!

You can TELL the true enlightened Sub. He is GUARDED by that Sacred Dobbshead and WOTAN. YES, the dues-paying SubGenius LAUGHS! The Illuminati can't touch him, so he will survive the worst that the soul-destroying Illuminated Ones can do! It's all in the Prescriptures! Pity the Norms, the corrupt pathetic humans who have not AntiMusic . . . like VILE lemmings, they will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They PERSIST in their blindness! "Bob's" message is NOT for THEM! REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Norms who DROOL. Half of them are stupider than AVERAGE and the rest are hurrying to catch UP! They serve, some KNOWINGLY but most as mere dupes, the Illuminati, and do not GET it, they never will. They are wretched! You DESERVE Slack! Because every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department, like the love of Jehovah-1 (SAY IT!) is as important to the enlightened Sub as his SICK sense of humor!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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