Praise "Bob"!

The Conspiracy dupes may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the CRAWLING Conspiracy geeks BREED and FILL and CORRUPT the Earth, who drive CLONEmobiles! They tell all the same jokes and DON'T GET them! They do not GET it, they never will. They are cynical! These are the LAST DAYS for the filthy Conspiracy dupes. The Conspiracy geeks are held in contempt not just by the Yeti spawn but by the False Prophets who are their true masters! They will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They exist to be MOCKED, to be FLEECED, to be pitied but USED! SOLAR FLARES are coming! Hails of FIRE! Rains of PRAIRIE SQUID! Conspiracy dupes are genetically incapable of understanding that every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius cannot be explained by human science! A gift of "Bob," it awaits the redeemed spawn of the Yeti in Dobbstown. Praise "Bob!" I'm here to tell you, the Yeti spawn NEVER FORGETS his exalted duty. He ("Bob" willing) puts "Bob's" money where HIS mouth is.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?