Praise "Bob"!

I'm here to tell you, the Friend of "Bob" GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Mediocretins. He grabs his newest ShorDurPerSav and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The enlightened Sub WRITHES. And when they hold that Clench meeting, THERE HE IS! So TAKE it! "Bob" loves the Friend of "Bob". Yes, Slackful is he who is GUARDED by that FootGland and Jehovah-1. YES, the enlightened Sub is guarded by the Third Nostril. And YES! he can find SLACK in a useless WORM! DEAL with it! The UFOs don't do their terrifying work themselves. They send their Cage Rat tools who (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) are MEAT, their idiotic souls are JUNK FOOD for Cthulhu! They will be annihilated by the great stalking Heads on X-Day! When they see their HAIR falling out they'll be SORRY, but it will be TOO LATE! Yog-Sothoth, the THING from OUTSIDE, controls "secret" groups like the Masons and Rosicrucians and yearns for the SOUL of the Friend of "Bob" and is the opposite of everything we learn from "Bob" Himself!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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