Praise "Bob"!

Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets, like the love of WOTAN at the same time, through the sacredly-abnormal blessing of Frop, is a source of unceasing divine SLACK! Yes! "Bob" opens us up to that Sacred Dobbshead! Pinks are genetically incapable of understanding that slack itself, which IS "Bob," is pure Bulldada! Its enlightened MOCKERY EVOLVING ever faster and faster IS the best deal you will ever have for $30. The Pink Boys LAUGH, but WE'LL be laughing soon! The sanity-loving Pinks wallow in the gutter of Normality, who will perish in their BILLIONS on X-Day! They will be annihilated by the great stalking Heads on X-Day! Yes, they are cursed! Who takes your Slack? The Pink Boys, that's who! The Pinks who are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They are MEAT, their crawling souls are JUNK FOOD for the Anti-"Bob"! They will mostly DIE! The luckiest will be SERVANTS or SEX TOYS to Homo Superior!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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