Praise "Bob"!

The Doktor cleaves to the word of "Bob" and wants no Normal bosses. Like "Bob" himself, the blessed Doktor has "Bob" Himself as his mentor, guide and BUDDY! I TELL YOU, the Doktor KNOWS that apple pie has no power over him, and thus he can't GO crazy because he IS crazy! Praise "Bob," he is FREE from the useless bonds of the Conspiracy. Let that AntiMusic GRAB you! Reveling in that One True Yeti Mate, the blessed Doktor has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he protects his sacredly-abnormal Weird Genes, and knows the world OWES him Slack! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the awareness of X-Day operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which promises REVENGE on the corrupt Blandoids! divinely IMperfect mockery is our DUTY! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that slack itself, which IS "Bob,", with your CHOICE of perfect partners, or ALONE if you prefer, (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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