Praise "Bob"!

As a REAL SubGenius you are Blessed! Yes, his newest ShorDurPerSav is yours for the TAKING. The SubGenius I'm talking about SLACKS OFF! The REAL SubGenius protects his perfect Weird Genes, and revels FOREVER in the joy of a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS! Now say Praise "Bob!" I'm a SubGenius I'm talking about! How can you TELL one of our kind? He RANTS! Or not. The REAL SubGenius knows he is no less leechlike than the fullblood humans yet by "Bob's" grace will survive the worst that the unspeakable Men In Black can do! Break down the WALLS! Pity the NON-mutated losers, the idiotic fullblood humans who are DOOMED, their souls will be tasty TREATS for the demonic one, the Anti-"Bob"! They are MEAT, their useless souls are JUNK FOOD for the Anti-"Bob"! They are NOTHING but they are everywhere and they WANT what YOU have! AVOID them! Nhee Ghee, evil joker of the gods, cannot, yet MUST BE resisted! Whatever survives yearns for the SOUL of the SubGenius I'm talking about and is exposed by the BURGEONING Nental Ife of the REAL SubGenius.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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