Praise "Bob"!

There is no HELL deep enough for the Glorps who exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They serve, some KNOWINGLY but most as mere dupes, the Men In Black, and are a DEAD END, but a dead end that can drag the Doktor down WITH them! Those sorry Mediocretins! The SubGenius cannot IMAGINE what it is like to be Normal. The evil Glorps - yes, the Glorps who SURROUND us every day - will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They live only to WORK and DIE and STEAL YOUR SLACK! SOLAR FLARES are coming! Hails of FIRE! Rains of PRAIRIE SQUID! "Bob" teaches us that delusions are GOOD! Your own delusions manifested today in a thousand ways will never be anything but that which is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis! Are you a REAL blessed Doktor? A true Doktor needs no X-Day Practice to refill his Slack. Yet he still protects his exalted Weird Genes, and KNOWS AntiMusic. Praise "Bob!"

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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