Praise "Bob"!

Pink Boys DENY that the grace of the Bleeding Head (and the true SubGenius MUST believe this) will EXPLODE at the intersection of the Time Planes and is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs! It's "Bob's" message! The SubGenius instinctively KNOWS how the Revealed Word of "Bob" is a particular blessing of the true SubGenius and has always been perceived as UNKNOWABLE. Yet it must be shouted like the blessedly INSANE BRAG from the rooftops! And YOU! Are YOU trying to make "sense" of the world? There is no HELL deep enough for the Pink LOSERS who are RATS, are BLANK PAGES, are BACTERIA! The Pink Boys know not the joys of the Mass Short-Term Marriage. And they are the FAILED PATH, the REJECTS! Prepare for the day when they will be SWEPT away! When you EXPECT nothing, you GET nothing, and the Pink LOSERS BREED and FILL and CORRUPT the Earth, who are DOOMED never to know the divine JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the Pink Boys wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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