Praise "Bob"!

AntiSlack is a LIVING FORCE! It wants nothing less than to DEVOUR the WORLD, it WANTS mankind to be FOOLISH and wretched. It is evil! Evil! EVIL! We can't hide, but we can RUN! The sinister FORCE that inhabits the Hollow Earth watches us, has watched for EONS! It is HOT death and COLD death, it is MADNESS and, worse, BOREDOM! Forever! Are you WITH me? You'll WISH you were dead when those CLAWS grab your soul! Listen to that Sacred Dobbshead and you'll see that the divine Emaculation even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, (as the Pinks whimper for a mercy that will be DENIED) will surely be revealed through the blessing of that FootGland.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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