Praise "Bob"!

When you EXPECT nothing, you GET nothing, and the Joe Sixpacks are RATS, are BLANK PAGES, are BACTERIA! The Mister Nice Guys will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The Joe Sixpacks wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY! REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Mister Nice Guys who (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) serve, some KNOWINGLY but most as mere dupes, the Yacatisma, and are NOTHING but they are everywhere and they WANT what YOU have! Remember, the Teachings of "Bob" are SUPPOSED to be contradictory! Yes, KILL ME! Or else the miraculous Janor Device beyond ANY doubt is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still discomBOBulates the foes of the proto-Overman! Dobbs SAYS it and it's TRUE! Did "Bob" die for the Overman-to-be? Hell NO! The proto-Overman needs no Public Rant to refill his Slack. Yet he still - WEEE YAAA BANG BANG! YES NO HELL! - revels FOREVER in the joy of sheer Slackful BLISS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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