Praise "Bob"!

Conspiracy dupes are genetically incapable of understanding that the so-called "fiction" found in the THREE-FISTED TALES, even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, will never be anything but that which is our defense against the near-omnipotent UFOs! Praise "Bob!" Dobbs needs your MONEY! Every DAY, the sanctified union of SubGenii under the Short-Term Marriage even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, is launched bleeding into the skies, spreads with the smoke from the True Pipe! But Science CANNOT remove the terror of the gods! There is no HELL deep enough for the Conspiracy geeks who (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) drive CLONEmobiles! They tell all the same jokes and DON'T GET them! They wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY! The SubGenius HATES them! The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Conspiracy dupes worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The Conspiracy geeks will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They must be DESTROYED or SUBJUGATED if we are to save ourselves!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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