Praise "Bob"!

The law and order-loving Blandoids are RATS, are BLANK PAGES, are BACTERIA! The Drones drive CLONEmobiles! They tell all the same jokes and DON'T GET them! They have NO hope, while the REAL SubGenius can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. They are the THIEVES of Slack! These are the LAST DAYS for the VILE Blandoids. The Drones (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They will mostly DIE! The luckiest will be SERVANTS or SEX TOYS to Homo Superior! Patrio-Psychotic Anarcho-Materialism is the answer! Fight the Men In Black! Remember, the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse is pure Bulldada! Its divinely IMperfect MOCKERY (as the Blandoids whimper for a mercy that will be DENIED) is a mere shadow of reality as perceived after the Third Nostril is opened. The SubGenius I'm talking about turns his BACK on time clocks and is GUARDED by that "Church Air" and the Xists. YES, the REAL SubGenius knows he is no less LICKSPITTLE than the Drones yet by "Bob's" grace is BELOVED of Jehovah-1 because he has PAID HIS DUES!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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