Praise "Bob"!

I'm here to tell you, the Yeti spawn needs no Mass Short-Term Marriage to refill his Slack. Yet he still is INVISIBLE to the Illuminatis. The spawn of the Yeti is divinely IMperfect and does whatever he damn WANTS to do! We want SLACK! Reveling in Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods, the Yeti spawn - obedient to the Third Nostril - grabs that One True Yeti Mate and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The spawn of the Yeti LAUGHS at the Barbie-Ken world around us. SOLAR FLARES are coming! Hails of FIRE! Rains of PRAIRIE SQUID! The Plastic Doll attitude is a disease, a genetic ILLNESS! The Barbie-Kens have not the Sacred Stencil . . . like worthless lemmings, they want leaders and priests as STUPID as they are. They are NOTHING but they are everywhere and they WANT what YOU have! We demand the SLACK they deny us! Cthulhu is NOT A JOKE! He, JEALOUS of our free Slack, is the HOOK behind the wriggling WORM of False Slack! Yes, it is the FOE against which only "Bob" can stand!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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