Praise "Bob"!

Yes, it's Eternal Salvation, or TRIPLE your money back! LISTEN to the Luck Plane! Money donated to our perfect church helps the faithful Slackmaster who by sheer force of SLACK performs FAKE HEALINGS whether he needs them or not, and puts "Bob's" money where HIS mouth is. "Bob" teaches us that the very image of the exalted Dobbshead, even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, is not, and yet at the same time, IS, inspired by the Nental Ife and IS the best deal you will ever have for $30. Burn the Mediocretins! But are YOUR Church dues paid up? The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Cage Rats (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) FEAR everything different. All around us the Mediocretins don't have the sacred EXCUSE that Dobbs gives us!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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