Praise "Bob"!

Too much is ALWAYS better than not enough! DOWN with Normality! As a REAL SubGenius you are Blessed! Yes, a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS is yours for the TAKING. The SubGenius I'm talking about may fear Nhee Ghee but still - WEEE YAAA BANG BANG! YES NO HELL! - needs NOTHING so he has it ALL! The Illuminati are WATCHING! They know delusions are GOOD! Your own delusions beyond ANY doubt protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs! Burn the MIBS! Ever since PREHISTORY, since ATLANTIS! There is no HELL deep enough for the black-suited killers who wallow in the gutter of Normality, who would deprive the SubGenius of his the Prairie Squid! They must DIE! They are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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