Praise "Bob"!

Are you a REAL true SubGenius? A true SubGenius DRIPS slack. He is guarded by the Sacred Stencil. He SPITS in the FACE of the Anti-"Bob" and the drooling random Jesii. Yes, he will survive the worst that the loathesome Jesus-manifestations can do! Perform the Salute! We have no NEED of Society. The true SubGenius is GUARDED by the Nental Ife and JHVH-1. YES, the SubGenius has no NEED to be "cool," but takes free SLACK where he finds it. Yes, KILL ME! Or else the divine Emaculation in these Last Days EVOLVING ever faster and faster will be taken up in the Saucers! If you think you got it, you DIDN'T get it! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the very image of the divine Dobbshead, despite the lies of the False Prophets, (SAY IT FOR "BOB"!) discomBOBulates the foes of the true SubGenius!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?