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Reveling in sheer Slackful BLISS, the true SubGenius NEVER FORGETS his sacredly-abnormal duty. He knows Time Control is his answer. He knows he'll have the Prairie Squid and watch from the Saucers as the Blandoids BURN! PRAISE "Bob"! The power of that Sacred Dobbshead protects the SubGenius. He (without wires or strings) protects his divine Weird Genes, and needs NOTHING so he has it ALL! This is REALITY! Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the Drones who are DOOMED, their souls will be tasty TREATS for the evil one, the Anti-"Bob"! They will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The Blandoids live only to WORK and DIE and STEAL YOUR SLACK! The Illuminati USE them! The mad NHGH writhes in slime, WALLOWS in FILTH. It WANTS mankind to be cynical and CURSED. It is more unspeakable Pinkness than even the monstrous Illuminated Ones!
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Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?
