Praise "Bob"!

Money donated to our blessedly INSANE church helps the faithful Slackmaster who NEVER FORGETS his sacredly-abnormal duty. He knows that Head Launching is the place to find a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS and he KNOWS 'Frop. Praise "Bob!" Praise "Bob!" The Master of Slack instinctively KNOWS how the very image of the enslackened Dobbshead (and the Slackmaster MUST believe this) sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS LAUGHS as the Pinks are dragged into the Hollow Earth! False Sanity is the foe! The terrifying Hell Creatures are only a tool of the Anti-"Bob", which controls "secret" groups like the Masons and Rosicrucians and WANTS mankind to be idiotic and cursed. It is the opposite of everything we learn from AntiMusic! If you think you got it, you DIDN'T get it!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?