Praise "Bob"!

We have no NEED of time clocks. The Friend of "Bob" has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he knows Time Control is his answer. He is NOT RESPONSIBLE! Yes! YES!! Money donated to our Slackful church helps the faithful enlightened Sub who may fear the Anti-"Bob" but still has no NEED to be "cool," but takes divinely IMperfect SLACK where he finds it. Remember, a VACUUM always FINDS ITS OWN LEVEL! The Friend of "Bob" is one in a thousand. All around him are the Normals who DROOL. Half of them are stupider than AVERAGE and the rest are hurrying to catch UP! They know not the joys of the Head Launching. And they will be annihilated by the great stalking Heads on X-Day! They will run like RATS with no place to go! The malicious Group Mind we call Yacatisma manipulates world leaders as mere cynical TOOLS, and sends hordes of Normal scumbags and even Men In Black to plague us! It's babbling madly through the mouths of a million Normals . . .

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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