Praise "Bob"!

There is no HELL deep enough for the Conspiracy dupes who are completely FOOLISH. In their hopeless normality they are MEAT, their cynical souls are JUNK FOOD for Yog-Sothoth! They CANNOT BE HELPED. The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Conspiracy geeks REQUIRE stereotypes, they NEED buzz-words, they WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they exist only to consume and they will be CONSUMED! The Conspiracy dupes LAUGH, but WE'LL be laughing soon! Yes, KILL ME! Or else the UTTER destruction of Society planned for us by WOTAN, has always been perceived as UNKNOWABLE. Yet it is merely ILLUSION! Your blessed genes are your DESTINY! Money donated to our mutated church helps the faithful Superior Abnormal who passes out "Bob's" holy PAMPHLETS . . . he performs FAKE HEALINGS whether he needs them or not, and is NOT RESPONSIBLE!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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