Praise "Bob"!

"Bob's" evil twin, his POLAR OPPOSITE, watches us, has watched for EONS! It sends hordes of Normals and even False Prophets to plague us! It's the source of all we HATE! You'll WISH you were dead when those CLAWS grab your soul! The Anti"Bob" cannot, yet MUST BE resisted! Whatever survives would DENY you that One True Yeti Mate and is nothing but a BLAND snare and a theft of Slack! PRAISE "Bob"! Yes, it's a god-eat-god world! Fight the cynical fakers! Remember, the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets planned for us by WOTAN, sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS is a source of unceasing divine SLACK!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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