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March 18, 2009: Richard Is Illuminated

Where do old pyramids go when their time on Earth is done?  This one indulged in one last bit of farewell mind control, channeling itself through Richard Kerr. By energizing the latent powers of his brain and reflecting the resultant highly tuned cerebral rays off a piece of conveniently located space junk (and here you all thought that satellite collision was an accident), it was able to reprogram the genomes of all the hamsters in the northern 40% of Utah. Its reasons for this have not become clear.

Then Richard put it in the dumpster.

-- Steve Jackson

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