Praise "Bob"!

Did "Bob" die for the enlightened Sub? Hell NO! The dues-paying SubGenius passes out "Bob's" holy PAMPHLETS . . . he - WEEE YAAA BANG BANG! YES NO HELL! - is FREE from the ignorant bonds of government. Yes! YES!! I'm a enlightened Sub! How can you TELL one of our kind? He may fear Nhee Ghee but still DAMNS the Joe Sixpacks and KILLS "BOB" when the blessedly INSANE urge strikes. But are YOUR Church dues paid up? REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Mister Nice Guys who (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) would deprive the SubGenius of his sheer Slackful BLISS! They must DIE! They must be DESTROYED or SUBJUGATED if we are to save ourselves! AVOID them! He Who Must Not Be Named writhes in slime, WALLOWS in FILTH. It is HOT death and COLD death, it is the unspeakable apocalypse the Xists warns us about!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?