Praise "Bob"!

Free mockery is our DUTY! Praise Jehovah-1! Why is the Friend of "Bob" lucky? Because only the enlightened Sub finds a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS. He SPRINGS his Devivals in the face of the Normals. He protects his sacredly-abnormal Weird Genes, and can find SLACK in a CYNICAL WORM! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the rescue of the SubGenii by JHVH-1, like the AntiMusic performed at Dokstock and at Devivals everywhere, is living proof that the Friend of "Bob" nature spreads with the smoke from the True Pipe! Or KILL me! Yes, we speak in TONGUES, we speak in EVERY body part! The SubGenius cannot IMAGINE what it is like to be Normal. The Normal scumbags WANT to be told what to do, WANT to be ordered around! They are MEAT, their filthy souls are JUNK FOOD for Yog-Sothoth! They are the HERD, the FACELESS MASS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?