Praise "Bob"!

The Norms may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the miserable slackless Normals worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The Norms will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS! We will take their money, but we want MORE! What about the slackless Normals? I'll tell you about the DISGUSTING Norms who exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They drive CLONEmobiles! They tell all the same jokes and DON'T GET them! They PERSIST in their blindness! Yes, we speak in TONGUES, we speak in EVERY body part! The enlightened Sub instinctively KNOWS how the very image of the sacredly-abnormal Dobbshead ABSOLUTELY, without question, is launched bleeding into the skies, must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. Money donated to our enslackened church helps the faithful dues-paying SubGenius who is GUARDED by that "Church Air" and the "Fightin' Jesus". YES, the enlightened Sub CASTS OUT the slackless Normals, the DROOLING Norms. The dues-paying SubGenius will survive the worst that the godLIKE False Overmen can do!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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