Praise "Bob"!

I'm here to tell you, the Superior Mutant seeks SLACK above all. BLESSED is he who is INVISIBLE to the random Jesiis. The mutated NATURAL WINNER is perfect and WRITHES. And when they hold that Public Rant, THERE HE IS! Praise "Bob!" Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the Slackful Fake Healing (and the Superior Mutant MUST believe this) has NO PLANNING yet occurs as it MUST and is merely ILLUSION! Patrio-Psychotic Anarcho-Materialism is the answer! AntiSlack is a LIVING FORCE! It sucks MIB souls like CANDY and would DENY you sheer Slackful BLISS and is the enemy of the blessedly INSANE mutated NATURAL WINNER! As "Bob" says: "Don't just EAT a hamburger . . . eat the HELL out of it!"

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?