Praise "Bob"!

I'm a Slackmaster! How can you TELL one of our kind? He is GUARDED by "Bob" Himself and "Bob" Himself. YES, the Master of Slack knows he is no less crawling than the Conspiracy tools yet by "Bob's" grace is FREE from the DISGUSTING bonds of the Conspiracy. If you only knew what you REALLY think, the divine Emaculation manifested today in a thousand ways will never be anything but that which cries out "OR KILL ME!" Remember, your money CAN buy you salvation! Don't let the willing puppets drag you down, brethern! They (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) want leaders and priests as STUPID as they are. They exist only to consume and they will be CONSUMED! Or KILL me! But your Yeti genes aren't enough by themselves! You have to PAY for salvation!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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