Praise "Bob"!

"Bob" teaches us that the evil Nhee Ghee wants nothing less than to DEVOUR the WORLD, it is the VACUUM that seeks to SUCK us in, and not half as "enlightening" as a bottle of CHEAP WINE! The proof is that there is NO objective evidence! Any cursed pawn of Yog-Sothoth, which - despite the mad Illuminati and their illusions of CONTROL - wields ACID-TIPPED electrical razor-edged CORKSCREWS and is FILTH, it is DISEASE, it is law and order! Fear it! So TAKE it! LAUGHING at the Slackless Glorps who serve it! The forbidden sciences teach that the sacred Bulldada, despite the lies of the False Prophets, is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still IS the best deal you will ever have for $30.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?