Praise "Bob"!

The enlightened Sub turns his BACK on Pink churches and - and this is true of ANY dues-paying SubGenius - performs FAKE HEALINGS whether he needs them or not, and puts "Bob's" money where HIS mouth is. If you hate the Conspiracy, send CASH! Bob NEEDS it! There is no HELL deep enough for the Pinks who make CLUELESS attempts to BALK us. These Pink Boy pawns want leaders and priests as STUPID as they are. They don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! The Stark Fist of REMOVAL awaits them! When you EXPECT nothing, you GET nothing, and the Pinks are completely slobbering. In their hopeless normality they STINK, yes, STINK! And all of them are the HERD, the FACELESS MASS! Pink Boys DENY that slack itself, which IS "Bob," is a particular blessing of the enlightened Sub and cannot be explained by human science! A gift of "Bob," it discomBOBulates the foes of the dues-paying SubGenius!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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