Praise "Bob"!

The Slackmaster cleaves to the word of "Bob" and DRIPS slack. He is guarded by the Luck Plane. He DAMNS the Pink Boys and KNOWS the Bleeding Head. Praise "Bob!" PRAISE "Bob"! As a Master of Slack you are Blessed! Yes, that One True Yeti Mate is yours for the TAKING. The Slackmaster SPRINGS his Fake Healings in the face of the Pink LOSERS. He is guarded by "Bob" Himself. And YES! he is NOT RESPONSIBLE! Yes, we speak in TONGUES, we speak in EVERY body part! The lying bastards don't do their terrifying work themselves. They send their Pink Boy tools who embrace law and order lovingly. The Pink LOSERS will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The Pink Boys do not GET it, they never will. They are USELESS! We will take their money, but we want MORE! He Who Must Not Be Named watches us, has watched for EONS! It WANTS mankind to be CLUELESS and idiotic. It is NO MATCH for the power of "Bob"!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?