Praise "Bob"!

Free is the Doktor! BLESSED is he who is GUARDED by 'Frop and "Bob" Himself. YES, the blessed Doktor knows Time Control is his answer. He knows he'll have that One True Yeti Mate and watch from the Saucers as the Conspiracy tools BURN! We want SLACK! Did "Bob" die for the Doktor? Hell NO! The blessed Doktor RANTS! Or not. The Doktor LAUGHS! The Men In Black can't touch him, so he knows the world OWES him Slack! False Sanity is the foe! What about the willing puppets? I'll tell you about the cynical Conspiracy tools who are DOOMED, their souls will be tasty TREATS for the loathesome one, the Anti-"Bob"! They will perish in their BILLIONS on X-Day! They exist only to consume and they will be CONSUMED! All your LIFE they have plagued you! The near-omnipotent black-suited ANDROIDS are only a tool of Cthulhu, which presents the terrifying paradox of False Slack and shows that it lives by DESTRUCTION! It is the godLIKE one, coming EVER FASTER!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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