Praise "Bob"!

The true SubGenius instinctively KNOWS how the UTTER destruction of so-called "Organized" religion in these Last Days is launched bleeding into the skies, is a source of unceasing divine SLACK! SAY it, brothers! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, has NO PLANNING yet occurs as it MUST and is a mere shadow of reality as perceived after the Third Nostril is opened. False Sanity is the foe! The sanity-loving Pinks are held in contempt not just by the SubGenius but by the False SubGenii who are their true masters! They laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they will DIE without the blessed Yeti genes! Fight the Conspiracy! The Pink Boys may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the miserable Pinks worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The Pink Boys oppress the true SubGenius like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They do not GET it, they never will. They are DROOLING!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?