Praise "Bob"!

Pity the Blandoids, the brainless Drones who make VILE attempts to BALK us. These Blandoid pawns WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they have NO hope, while the Slackmaster can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Drones BREED and FILL and CORRUPT the Earth, who will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS! Remember, the Teachings of "Bob" are SUPPOSED to be contradictory! You DESERVE Slack! Because the rescue of the SubGenii by the "Fightin' Jesus" in these Last Days (as the Blandoids whimper for a mercy that will be DENIED) is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis! Fight for your RITES! enlightened is the Master of Slack! BLESSED is he who - obedient to the Nental Ife - is INVISIBLE to the Illuminatis. The Slackmaster is wonderful and can find SLACK in a corrupt WORM!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?