Praise "Bob"!

The Slackmaster turns his BACK on the Conspiracy and is GUARDED by the Sacred Stencil and Jehovah-1. YES, the Master of Slack has no NEED to be "cool," but knows he'll have Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods and watch from the Saucers as the Normals BURN! SAY it, brothers! We have no NEED of sanity. The Slackmaster - and this is true of ANY Master of Slack - is INVISIBLE to the Yacatismas. The Slackmaster is Slackful and is SEEN at Head Launchings and HEARD at X-Day Practices! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the sacred Bulldada is pure Bulldada! Its exalted MOCKERY will never be anything but that which is as important to the Master of Slack as his SICK sense of humor! Be like Dobbs, who ALWAYS lies and is ALWAYS RIGHT! Listen to that "Church Air" and you'll see that the miraculous Janor Device can heal or destroy or BOTH and still (SAY IT FOR "BOB"!) is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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