Praise "Bob"!

You can TELL the true Slackmaster. He wants no Normal time clocks. Like "Bob" himself, the Master of Slack has no NEED to be "cool," but KNOWS the True Pipe. Praise "Bob!" The forbidden sciences teach that the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, cannot be explained by human science! A gift of "Bob," it is as important to the Slackmaster as his SICK sense of humor! Will YOU be among the Saved? Don't let the MIBS drag you down, brethern! They have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are SLOBBERING! They are DOOMED! And they will be annihilated by the great stalking Heads on X-Day! Or KILL me! Thinking about perfection will only SCREW YOU UP!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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