Praise "Bob"!

Sacredly-abnormal is the REAL SubGenius! BLESSED is he who is GUARDED by 'Frop and the "Fightin' Jesus". YES, the SubGenius I'm talking about knows he is no less BLAND than the Blandoids yet by "Bob's" grace knows the world OWES him Slack! The REAL SubGenius instinctively KNOWS how the divine Emaculation (and the SubGenius I'm talking about MUST believe this) (SAY IT FOR "BOB"!) promises REVENGE on the SLOBBERING Drones! If you think you got it, you DIDN'T get it! The REAL SubGenius knows that his foes are the Blandoids who (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they are a DEAD END, but a dead end that can drag the SubGenius I'm talking about down WITH them! Yip! Yip! YEEEEEEEE! Thinking about perfection will only SCREW YOU UP!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?