Praise "Bob"!

AntiSlack is a LIVING FORCE! It is the mortal foe of the Xists, the evil enemy that sends hordes of Glorps and even random Jesii to plague us! It's babbling madly through the mouths of a million evil Glorps . . . Feeding the Glorps, TILTING the Luck Plane against us! The malicious Group Mind we call Yacatisma, JEALOUS of our divine Slack, is the HOOK behind the wriggling WORM of False Slack! Yes, it is pure AntiSlack! Or KILL me! Like spiders or cockroaches or TAX MEN, living FILTH! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the very image of the enslackened Dobbshead, even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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