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So Tom Smith, who is a very silly man, wrote a parody of "Rock Me Amadeus."
He called it "Rock Me Amidala," and it's about . . . just what it sounds like. It is also, in my humble opinion, better than the original in all ways.
But he ends that album with a brief whack at "Rock Me Harry Potter." So I got to thinking of what else you could be rocked by. Oh, my poor disordered brain.
Avocado.
Amygdala.
Arowana. (It's a fish. Look it up.)
Anaconda. Anadarko. Ocka Locka. Ostinato.
Appaloosa. Casablanca. Carambola. Coca-Cola.
Spamarama. Yokohama. Llama llama. Cowabunga. Calamari. Katamari. Conestoga.
Hiawatha. Ipso facto. Orinoco. Rosh Hashana. Oingo Boingo. A cappella. Double-dribble. Asmodeus. Avogadro. Lederhosen. Great Cthulhu.
The mind boggles.
-- Steve Jackson
Warehouse 23 News: You've Been Slacking, Citizen
Paranoia XP: Service, Service! and Paranoia: Criminal Histories should be in your gaming library. Your friend the Computer has taken inventory of your collection 47,366.81 times since this morning and it just can't seem to find them. Maybe now would be a good time to place an order? You do enjoy breathing, don't you?
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